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I must not pun.
Punning is the mind-killer.
Punning is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my puns.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the pun has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
#
fear pun
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# done

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I think that last line should be
"Only Dave will remain."
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Geyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# googler

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# coverter of ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# converter of ham?
See, I have converted this ham into purest gold!

For I am an alchamist!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Truly, you have the chemical uplaod codez.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahaha!
AlCHAMist!

Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# What are you?
Some sort of Bene Gesserit ZenPunni priest?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I want to read all the Dune books again now
but the thought of doing so fills me with a nameless dread
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Well then it's just as well
that you can recite the litany against fear.

I got to the last one thinking there would be another one. I mean, he wrote that a full TWO YEARS before he died! What was he doing in all that time. Hrrrmph!

Just read 'The Eyes of Heisenberg' in the pub the other day - was a good book too, although I think his best ones are 'The Green Brain' and 'The Santaroga Barrier'.

Frank Herberts TunaBoy...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Only
read the ones by Frank Herbert - the ones by his son Brian and that Anderson fella are rubbish...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:21, archived)
# oh, I have no intention of ever reading Brian's!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I have the second one on my desk right now
The first one was pants, but I need something to read on holiday that will let my brain cool down between jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:33, archived)