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# bear with me?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# okay...
:o)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# wasn't me
but was in the last week
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM!
slowly, or running downhill*

* Running downhill is the best way to escape from bears, as their front legs or shorter than their rear, thus running downhil causes them to topple over.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Helicopters
are the best way to escape from bears.

Unless they're flying bears, in which case you're fucked.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# that must be lies
but pangolins can break a man's leg with one blow and they have razor sharp scales and they can roll into a ball like sonic and they can squirt bad smelling stuff like a skunk and they can walk on 2 legs and grow as big as a man. truely they are awesome.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I have looked pangolins up
and they do look most awesome indeed.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:41, archived)
# aaawwww
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:54, archived)
# it's like a real pokemon
:D glee!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:07, archived)