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# sorry...
bear-left
(captain baldy, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# heh
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# is that a repost
or did i see the exact same joke a while back?
edit : good effort though :oD
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# you did
see it before, can't remember who though
(prostheses, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# 3B's I think...
....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# bear with me?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# okay...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# wasn't me
but was in the last week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM!
slowly, or running downhill*

* Running downhill is the best way to escape from bears, as their front legs or shorter than their rear, thus running downhil causes them to topple over.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Helicopters
are the best way to escape from bears.

Unless they're flying bears, in which case you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# that must be lies
but pangolins can break a man's leg with one blow and they have razor sharp scales and they can roll into a ball like sonic and they can squirt bad smelling stuff like a skunk and they can walk on 2 legs and grow as big as a man. truely they are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I have looked pangolins up
and they do look most awesome indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:41, archived)
# aaawwww
www.suprmchaos.com/pangolin_082102.jpg
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:54, archived)
# it's like a real pokemon
:D glee!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Doh!
I should have known someone else must have already done it!
(captain baldy, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# The latter....
But it's nicely done :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# haha
yup
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Two hunters were driving to the woods to go bear hunting.
They saw a sign saying "Bear Left."

So they went home.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# arf!
:)
(captain baldy, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# woo
pun tastic
(RetroUK My other sig is funny (and original), Thu 4 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Shoddy maps?
No, just an odd knocking noise...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:45, archived)