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(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:03, archived)
# SCIENCE!
Excellently woo! However, it's only in Texas that you're allowed to marry shrews (and boff livestock).
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Ah
no, you see, the shrews are married to each other. I do believe that is true in Texas though.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:05, archived)
# oh yes
I see. My own fantasies of marrying a shrew got in the way there.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Hooray!
Just what I've always wanted
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Got any Vegas shrews?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:05, archived)
# 1200psi?
the madness!

woo.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Shrews cannot marry other shrews!
It's in the Bible! (1 Kevin 169:Q)

You may, however, eroticize all the groam you please. (Kumquats 11:5-9)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
# QUESTION FOR SELLER:
Can the shrews be purchased seperately?

Thanks

Mugatu
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Finally!
An solution to all my groam-related woe!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
lovely, beautiful groam.
Groam refreshes those parts the other stuff can't reach.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Compo it?
I'd buy that. It's got science.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:23, archived)