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[challenge entry] Socks are abducted

From the Where Lost Things Go challenge. See all 90 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:32, archived)
# C
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(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Loverly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# an all too familar tale
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Clicked
And now "This is the song that never ends" is in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! ' ; , , ; ', Thu 4 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop ?
You're as fucking old as me you cunt !
(But you aren't me - so don't you go tricking Pachey with your Lunches !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I am probably older
in fact, older than time itself.
BTW Pachey was not wearing the contacts and mistook me for you.
Edit: please refer to me as "old cunt" in future and I'll call you "The powerful support sheet metal".
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Old cunt with Mighty Gusset has a certain something :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:48, archived)
# At my age
you are grateful for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:50, archived)
# you can have my piles
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:51, archived)
# I used to dream
of having piles...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# *checks teeth*
*arranges combover*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Are you
available?
The combover turned me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Are you paitent...or at least close?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# *spluff*
Too late...
I am easily excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:59, archived)