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# Ooo ooo
I'll raise you that and a maxxxxed overdraught. Merry christmas everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:35, archived)
# I'll see that maxxxed overdraught
and raise you two nasty credit card bills.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:37, archived)
# I'll raise that by a
1.5k loan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:37, archived)
# and i'll see your loan
and raise you by a 95k mortgage and bank loan
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)
# The chips are yours.
I cant beat a hand like *that*.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:40, archived)
# YES....
I rule !

oh dear god i'm skint.....sob sob
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:42, archived)
# i can beat you all
they're playing David Essex's "A Winter's Tale" in my office.

BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:48, archived)
# the fat cats get multi-million dollar xmas bonuses
i get an £8 bottle of sparkling wine.

and i'm the only fucker who has to work over xmas.

still - it means i'm not worried about the open-plan office at the moment, just me and a big empty room. loud music and b3ta (at least until some more briefs turn up)
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:53, archived)
# I got a "Christmas Hamper" for my so-called bonus.
It also included some fizzy wine. Rather poor really. WHERE'S THE CASH?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:56, archived)
# LOL
I've got 50 spons left on the overdraft :)
Aint done shopping either :)

Hey, does HSBC do a FAST FAST cheque clearing thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Nope
you should get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)
#
still have to get my flight to ireland tomorrow though
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Well
I'd get down King cross now, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:43, archived)
# HSBC
let you put stuff on switch I think, even if you're over your overdraft.

I spect they still charge you like bastards though - try ringing them and see if they'll extend it for you.
(Amerella, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:45, archived)
# switch is a bit strange...
all it does is check your rating when it authorises it. it can take up to 3 days for the money to leave your account though, so if you maxxed it in the last 48 hours, you might be able to use it.

trust me. i have 5 CCJs to prove it...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:49, archived)
# Just tried that..
It said, and I quote "Fuck off you scummy lower class cunt. I hope you die."
Or words to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:51, archived)
# how dare they
call you lower class..
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I cant beat that.
..but I can chip in with a measly 3% payrise when I was expecting more like 30%.
More work + more responsibility + more hours = 3%.
Aaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)