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# Merry Chrimbo everyone.........
Hows is everyone?
I came in looking for a christmas bonus but the bastards wont give me one :(

And my paycheque wont clear till after chrimbo so I'm fucked.

LOL christmas eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:34, archived)
# Ooo ooo
I'll raise you that and a maxxxxed overdraught. Merry christmas everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:35, archived)
# I'll see that maxxxed overdraught
and raise you two nasty credit card bills.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:37, archived)
# I'll raise that by a
1.5k loan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:37, archived)
# and i'll see your loan
and raise you by a 95k mortgage and bank loan
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)
# The chips are yours.
I cant beat a hand like *that*.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:40, archived)
# YES....
I rule !

oh dear god i'm skint.....sob sob
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:42, archived)
# i can beat you all
they're playing David Essex's "A Winter's Tale" in my office.

BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:48, archived)
# the fat cats get multi-million dollar xmas bonuses
i get an £8 bottle of sparkling wine.

and i'm the only fucker who has to work over xmas.

still - it means i'm not worried about the open-plan office at the moment, just me and a big empty room. loud music and b3ta (at least until some more briefs turn up)
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:53, archived)
# I got a "Christmas Hamper" for my so-called bonus.
It also included some fizzy wine. Rather poor really. WHERE'S THE CASH?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:56, archived)
# LOL
I've got 50 spons left on the overdraft :)
Aint done shopping either :)

Hey, does HSBC do a FAST FAST cheque clearing thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Nope
you should get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)
#
still have to get my flight to ireland tomorrow though
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Well
I'd get down King cross now, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:43, archived)
# HSBC
let you put stuff on switch I think, even if you're over your overdraft.

I spect they still charge you like bastards though - try ringing them and see if they'll extend it for you.
(Amerella, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:45, archived)
# switch is a bit strange...
all it does is check your rating when it authorises it. it can take up to 3 days for the money to leave your account though, so if you maxxed it in the last 48 hours, you might be able to use it.

trust me. i have 5 CCJs to prove it...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:49, archived)
# Just tried that..
It said, and I quote "Fuck off you scummy lower class cunt. I hope you die."
Or words to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:51, archived)
# how dare they
call you lower class..
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I cant beat that.
..but I can chip in with a measly 3% payrise when I was expecting more like 30%.
More work + more responsibility + more hours = 3%.
Aaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:39, archived)
# morning mate
bastards the lot of 'em...
I'd shit in their slippers if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:36, archived)
# Well I got paid.
I'll lend you some Christmas pressies till the new year.
(Amerella, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:36, archived)
# did you
get that parcel from us?

We got yours - v. nice ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:40, archived)
# No not yet,
today hopefully.
I did see your mum and sister on Saturday though - your mum didn't recognise me so I didn't say anything :)

Edit: PS I realised after I bought it I'd got one with no instructions. So if you need some, go and pinch some from Muji :)
(Amerella, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:44, archived)
# aiy
i got nowt except the oportunity (yeah right) to work

My missus got £1100 and £20 of M&S vouchers....the slag!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Got £700 extra...
...tax man took £420 of it !
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:44, archived)
# shit or what
bah bum bug
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# .
I got a big bonus - my first ever. Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 10:30, archived)
# hee hee
I'm just dropping by to frontpage a bit or two from the spazz... glad to hear everyone's feeling festive!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:37, archived)
# bugger off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:38, archived)
# Sir, yes Sir!
/buggers off agane
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Night
My kitten walks on velvet feet
and makes no sound at all;
And in the doorway nightly sits
to watch the darkness fall
I think he loves the lady, Night
And feels akin to her
Whose footsteps are still as his,
Whose touch as soft as fur
Louis Weakley Mc Kay
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 23 Dec 2002, 9:44, archived)