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# Two chunky slices of home-made granary bread
smeared with proper butter (the sort where you get sprayed with with water as you run your knife across it - mmm!) and sandwiched between them, slices of Wiltshire ham from the farm up the road edged with mustard (the ham, not the farm), some crumbled Cheshire cheese, a spoonful of Branston's pickle and an assortment of green and red curly-edged lettuce leaves freshly picked from the greenhouse border. Oh, and three strong cups of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I want your lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I shall regurgitate it
just for you
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# so . . . .
cham sammidge and tea then . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Mr Ptolemy's lunches are never that simple
unlike us plebs who buy food from Sainsbury's etc. Lucky him gets to handpick everything fresh.
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Indeed . . .
Why no MSN? Too busty?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Awwww, thanks Pot *huggles*
There's drawbacks to growing your own vegematables though; for instance, my tomatoes are nowhere near ripe yet, the new potatoes are still only the size of peas, the carrots are still too small to grate and though I have a glut of asparagus right now I'm not a great fan of eating it cold. Quincequonly sandwich fillings are somewhat limited in scope.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# You should try Beer Bread
You really need to eat it all the day it's made though.
(No great problem - it's braw !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Very braw indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Look what I caught, it's a fresh Lunch of the Day with your name on it

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Gosh!
*blushes* thanks, Duke! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:35, archived)