

For lunch today I have nothing, so instead I'm going to go to the canteen
and feast upon lasagne and chips, Irn Bru, water and tea.
What are you eating?

Slow Braised Oxtail in Red Wine
Colcannon Mash
Green Beans
English (Hurrah !) Asparagus
Gravy mopped up with homemade Beer Bread.
Washed down with a glass or two of Chillean Carmeneiere
Then I'm off to the pub (as usual !)
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:42,
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Colcannon Mash
Green Beans
English (Hurrah !) Asparagus
Gravy mopped up with homemade Beer Bread.
Washed down with a glass or two of Chillean Carmeneiere
Then I'm off to the pub (as usual !)

that's 2 of your 5 a day dealt with.
Leaving room for more meat.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:57,
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Leaving room for more meat.

they live with their heads in the clouds.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59,
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Vote for your favourite celebrity vegetarian poll!
What a bunch of wet drippy useless cunts (with the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde).
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:04,
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What a bunch of wet drippy useless cunts (with the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde).

anywhere near any of this lot !
(With the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde)
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:16,
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(With the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde)

...chocolate is the best vegetable.
i always eat my 5 a day!
sometimes even 10!
or 50
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:54,
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i always eat my 5 a day!
sometimes even 10!
or 50

My lunch is hardly a good example of vegetarianism and healthy eating ... i think i shall be having pitta breads with cheese ... and marmite crisps. I'm not sure yet though.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:51,
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Tell the Duke.
And have sausages and bacon and black pudding and a steak and kidney pie with that.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:56,
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And have sausages and bacon and black pudding and a steak and kidney pie with that.

the fiestiest of all fishers and tastiest of all sins.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45,
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dunno what we're having yet though
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43,
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and offer to pay for half of her's too.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:47,
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with my advice you'll be married by the end of the day.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:49,
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Always up to no good.
Shortly, I shall be having a chilli-bacon wrap, a fruit corner and a steaming hot cup of Tetley's finest tea.
Hoot!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43,
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Shortly, I shall be having a chilli-bacon wrap, a fruit corner and a steaming hot cup of Tetley's finest tea.
Hoot!

I'm having a jumbo BLT sarnie, Bacon flavour Nobbies Nuts, A Bottle of Dr Pepper and various bits of cake.
EDIT: And tea!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43,
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EDIT: And tea!

You lunch is a good one apart from the Dr Pepper, that stuff tastes like marzipan
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:52,
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As I have the day off and so will be missing out on chips and peas from work
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43,
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i'm thinking, something involving the garlic wholegrain mustard i bought from the covered market t'other day
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01,
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I bought some sort af seaweed thing from from the butchers on saturday, I'll be eating that tonight.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59,
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With garden peas, carrots & broccoli and lovely gravy and lashings of mustard
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45,
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with serated cuttlery gnawing viciously at the empty life of the dead crow leaking it's black soul into the cracks in the porcelain as I slowly choke on the rancid avian corpse as it sinks wretchedly into hell.
With tomato sauce.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45,
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With tomato sauce.


with seams

covered with a whole cellar of salt cos the top fell off. grrrrr
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:48,
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doesn't that just make it a hole in the ground?
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:49,
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but not with that amount of salt.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:09,
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with herby leaves, hiding in a fat ciabatta roll that has been well-treated with lurpak (as always). If there is still room I will have a savoury muffin (cheese and herb).
Edit: Eep! I forgot I have a large punnet of raspberries to eat too.

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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:50,
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Edit: Eep! I forgot I have a large punnet of raspberries to eat too.


and accidentally deleted it in my excitement.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:27,
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I'm doing gourmet on the cheap right now.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:50,
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you should have mock tonkastu sauce . . .


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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:53,
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good work
you should have seen the buffett I stole from on Saturday night, it had pork pies, wontons, lamb samosas, smoked salmon sandwiches and other things I can't even describe, it was grand!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14,
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you should have seen the buffett I stole from on Saturday night, it had pork pies, wontons, lamb samosas, smoked salmon sandwiches and other things I can't even describe, it was grand!

smothered in brown sauce! washed down with 3 mugs of tea
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:55,
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A chamstard sandwich
Orangey doritos
Oxtail cup a soup
Chunky kitkat
Coffee
a granny smith
Paracetamol
Hangovers 4dam
edit: There is not enough cheese in my sandwich, thus rendering it shit
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:56,
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Orangey doritos
Oxtail cup a soup
Chunky kitkat
Coffee
a granny smith
Paracetamol
Hangovers 4dam
edit: There is not enough cheese in my sandwich, thus rendering it shit

BTW don't run your fingers through your hair after you've eaten them, you'll go gingerer


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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59,
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If I do that after eating blue ones will it make my hair blue?
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:08,
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you are a freckly ginge . . . soz


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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:09,
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I suggest that tomorrow you have eggs for lunch, for a change.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:16,
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and some wotsits, and an apple
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:57,
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one of my favourites is mustard and ham flavour.
What flavour of filling to you have?
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:18,
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What flavour of filling to you have?

a liver dumpling (it was really nice actually)
some lamb mince things (like little burgers rolled up)
sweet and sour rice
a hot paprika dip
a side salad
a pretzel
some sprite
and lots of water, for this unbelievably hot day
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59,
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some lamb mince things (like little burgers rolled up)
sweet and sour rice
a hot paprika dip
a side salad
a pretzel
some sprite
and lots of water, for this unbelievably hot day

I think them Germans are having you on !
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:07,
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HAUPTGERICHTE Cevapcici mit Djuvecreis und Ajvar /2/7
minced meat rolls
served with vegetable rice and a spicy dip sauce 2,32 €
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14,
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minced meat rolls
served with vegetable rice and a spicy dip sauce 2,32 €

Translates:
"This is a Nonsense - Germans are having Neon Blue on !"
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:21,
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"This is a Nonsense - Germans are having Neon Blue on !"

'powerful support lip'
and I know what I ate it was there in front of me
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:28,
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and I know what I ate it was there in front of me

smeared with proper butter (the sort where you get sprayed with with water as you run your knife across it - mmm!) and sandwiched between them, slices of Wiltshire ham from the farm up the road edged with mustard (the ham, not the farm), some crumbled Cheshire cheese, a spoonful of Branston's pickle and an assortment of green and red curly-edged lettuce leaves freshly picked from the greenhouse border. Oh, and three strong cups of tea.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01,
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unlike us plebs who buy food from Sainsbury's etc. Lucky him gets to handpick everything fresh.
*envies*

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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15,
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*envies*


There's drawbacks to growing your own vegematables though; for instance, my tomatoes are nowhere near ripe yet, the new potatoes are still only the size of peas, the carrots are still too small to grate and though I have a glut of asparagus right now I'm not a great fan of eating it cold. Quincequonly sandwich fillings are somewhat limited in scope.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:23,
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You really need to eat it all the day it's made though.
(No great problem - it's braw !)
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:11,
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(No great problem - it's braw !)


Congratulations and well done!

I have got hot chocolate, a strawberry yoghurt and x2 delicious sausage rolls fresh from the bakery.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:03,
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Buh, I have been moved out of the office today to go back to the mong-canteen.
I had a couple of tin-foil wrapped cheese & cucumber sandwiches.
A can of full-sugar pepsi and a packet of tesco ready-salted.
Oh, and a McVities go-ahead.. Thing.
It was nice, covered in strawberry yogurt.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:08,
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I had a couple of tin-foil wrapped cheese & cucumber sandwiches.
A can of full-sugar pepsi and a packet of tesco ready-salted.
Oh, and a McVities go-ahead.. Thing.
It was nice, covered in strawberry yogurt.

New Covent Garden Thai Chicken Soup
2 wholemeal baps
A Scotchegg
Some Dried Cranberrys
Washed Down with pepsi max and a cuppa coffee!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:12,
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2 wholemeal baps
A Scotchegg
Some Dried Cranberrys
Washed Down with pepsi max and a cuppa coffee!

burger, chips, lettuce and tomoato.
Followed by bakewell tart and custard.
Courtesy of Collingwood College and therefore somewhat vile.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14,
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Followed by bakewell tart and custard.
Courtesy of Collingwood College and therefore somewhat vile.

Cheese and tomato sandwich, apple, orange, lemon cheesecake muller light, a packet of salt n shake crisps, a can of pepsi max and a mug of tea.
I'm not that inventive.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15,
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I'm not that inventive.

100% of fact.
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