Do not panic
For lunch today I have nothing, so instead I'm going to go to the canteen
and feast upon lasagne and chips, Irn Bru, water and tea.
What are you eating?
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:41,
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For lunch today I have nothing, so instead I'm going to go to the canteen
and feast upon lasagne and chips, Irn Bru, water and tea.
What are you eating?
Yippee ! Since it's National Vegetarian Week !
Slow Braised Oxtail in Red Wine
Colcannon Mash
Green Beans
English (Hurrah !) Asparagus
Gravy mopped up with homemade Beer Bread.
Washed down with a glass or two of Chillean Carmeneiere
Then I'm off to the pub (as usual !)
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:42,
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Colcannon Mash
Green Beans
English (Hurrah !) Asparagus
Gravy mopped up with homemade Beer Bread.
Washed down with a glass or two of Chillean Carmeneiere
Then I'm off to the pub (as usual !)
If you wear one on each foot
that's 2 of your 5 a day dealt with.
Leaving room for more meat.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:57,
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Leaving room for more meat.
Those crazy vegetarians
they live with their heads in the clouds.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59,
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I like the
Vote for your favourite celebrity vegetarian poll!
What a bunch of wet drippy useless cunts (with the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde).
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:04,
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What a bunch of wet drippy useless cunts (with the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde).
You wouldn't want to go
anywhere near any of this lot !
(With the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde)
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:16,
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(With the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde)
nah...
...chocolate is the best vegetable.
i always eat my 5 a day!
sometimes even 10!
or 50
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:54,
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i always eat my 5 a day!
sometimes even 10!
or 50
Huzzah!
My lunch is hardly a good example of vegetarianism and healthy eating ... i think i shall be having pitta breads with cheese ... and marmite crisps. I'm not sure yet though.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:51,
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Why are you telling me ?
Tell the Duke.
And have sausages and bacon and black pudding and a steak and kidney pie with that.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:56,
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And have sausages and bacon and black pudding and a steak and kidney pie with that.
Hurray!
the fiestiest of all fishers and tastiest of all sins.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45,
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I'm meeting my childhood sweetheart for lunch
dunno what we're having yet though
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43,
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Take her out for a romantic fry up
and offer to pay for half of her's too.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:47,
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Grand!
with my advice you'll be married by the end of the day.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:49,
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Those danged Chuckles
Always up to no good.
Shortly, I shall be having a chilli-bacon wrap, a fruit corner and a steaming hot cup of Tetley's finest tea.
Hoot!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43,
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Shortly, I shall be having a chilli-bacon wrap, a fruit corner and a steaming hot cup of Tetley's finest tea.
Hoot!
Lasagne and chips is a FINE FINE meal Duke
I'm having a jumbo BLT sarnie, Bacon flavour Nobbies Nuts, A Bottle of Dr Pepper and various bits of cake.
EDIT: And tea!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43,
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EDIT: And tea!
It certainly is, I'm now glad I couldn't be bothered making sandwiches this morning.
You lunch is a good one apart from the Dr Pepper, that stuff tastes like marzipan
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:52,
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About to have a bagel with salami and cheese
As I have the day off and so will be missing out on chips and peas from work
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43,
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sadly these items are not available to me
i'm thinking, something involving the garlic wholegrain mustard i bought from the covered market t'other day
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01,
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Braw!
I bought some sort af seaweed thing from from the butchers on saturday, I'll be eating that tonight.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59,
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Toad in the hole!
With garden peas, carrots & broccoli and lovely gravy and lashings of mustard
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45,
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A bleak broken plate
with serated cuttlery gnawing viciously at the empty life of the dead crow leaking it's black soul into the cracks in the porcelain as I slowly choke on the rancid avian corpse as it sinks wretchedly into hell.
With tomato sauce.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45,
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With tomato sauce.
A premonition - Jacko taking revenge on his plastic sturgeon
with seams
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:46,
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with seams
Scrabbled egg on toast
covered with a whole cellar of salt cos the top fell off. grrrrr
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:48,
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if the top of your cellar fell off
doesn't that just make it a hole in the ground?
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:49,
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Scambled eggs is on toast is grand!
but not with that amount of salt.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:09,
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Big fat prawns in seafood sauce
with herby leaves, hiding in a fat ciabatta roll that has been well-treated with lurpak (as always). If there is still room I will have a savoury muffin (cheese and herb).
Edit: Eep! I forgot I have a large punnet of raspberries to eat too.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:50,
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Edit: Eep! I forgot I have a large punnet of raspberries to eat too.
I meant to edit it
and accidentally deleted it in my excitement.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:27,
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Bacon and pesto on toast.
I'm doing gourmet on the cheap right now.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:50,
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Tonkastu are an endangered species
you should have mock tonkastu sauce . . .
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:53,
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A fine lunch!
good work
you should have seen the buffett I stole from on Saturday night, it had pork pies, wontons, lamb samosas, smoked salmon sandwiches and other things I can't even describe, it was grand!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14,
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you should have seen the buffett I stole from on Saturday night, it had pork pies, wontons, lamb samosas, smoked salmon sandwiches and other things I can't even describe, it was grand!
2 fried eggs over 4 rounds of tiger bread toast
smothered in brown sauce! washed down with 3 mugs of tea
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:55,
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Yum!
A chamstard sandwich
Orangey doritos
Oxtail cup a soup
Chunky kitkat
Coffee
a granny smith
Paracetamol
Hangovers 4dam
edit: There is not enough cheese in my sandwich, thus rendering it shit
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:56,
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Orangey doritos
Oxtail cup a soup
Chunky kitkat
Coffee
a granny smith
Paracetamol
Hangovers 4dam
edit: There is not enough cheese in my sandwich, thus rendering it shit
Orangey Doritos! Mmmmm!
BTW don't run your fingers through your hair after you've eaten them, you'll go gingerer
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59,
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Up yer arse!
If I do that after eating blue ones will it make my hair blue?
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:08,
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no, you'll never disguise the fact that
you are a freckly ginge . . . soz
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:09,
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Braw!
I suggest that tomorrow you have eggs for lunch, for a change.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:16,
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Sandwiches, with filling, delicious filling
and some wotsits, and an apple
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:57,
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I love filling
one of my favourites is mustard and ham flavour.
What flavour of filling to you have?
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:18,
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What flavour of filling to you have?
I chomped on:
a liver dumpling (it was really nice actually)
some lamb mince things (like little burgers rolled up)
sweet and sour rice
a hot paprika dip
a side salad
a pretzel
some sprite
and lots of water, for this unbelievably hot day
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Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59,
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some lamb mince things (like little burgers rolled up)
sweet and sour rice
a hot paprika dip
a side salad
a pretzel
some sprite
and lots of water, for this unbelievably hot day
What sort of food is that ?
I think them Germans are having you on !
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:07,
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copy and paste from the menu:
HAUPTGERICHTE Cevapcici mit Djuvecreis und Ajvar /2/7
minced meat rolls
served with vegetable rice and a spicy dip sauce 2,32 €
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14,
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minced meat rolls
served with vegetable rice and a spicy dip sauce 2,32 €
Babel Fish
Translates:
"This is a Nonsense - Germans are having Neon Blue on !"
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:21,
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"This is a Nonsense - Germans are having Neon Blue on !"
listen you
'powerful support lip'
and I know what I ate it was there in front of me
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:28,
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and I know what I ate it was there in front of me
Two chunky slices of home-made granary bread
smeared with proper butter (the sort where you get sprayed with with water as you run your knife across it - mmm!) and sandwiched between them, slices of Wiltshire ham from the farm up the road edged with mustard (the ham, not the farm), some crumbled Cheshire cheese, a spoonful of Branston's pickle and an assortment of green and red curly-edged lettuce leaves freshly picked from the greenhouse border. Oh, and three strong cups of tea.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01,
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Mr Ptolemy's lunches are never that simple
unlike us plebs who buy food from Sainsbury's etc. Lucky him gets to handpick everything fresh.
*envies*
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15,
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*envies*
Awwww, thanks Pot *huggles*
There's drawbacks to growing your own vegematables though; for instance, my tomatoes are nowhere near ripe yet, the new potatoes are still only the size of peas, the carrots are still too small to grate and though I have a glut of asparagus right now I'm not a great fan of eating it cold. Quincequonly sandwich fillings are somewhat limited in scope.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:23,
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You should try Beer Bread
You really need to eat it all the day it's made though.
(No great problem - it's braw !)
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:11,
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(No great problem - it's braw !)
Look what I caught, it's a fresh Lunch of the Day with your name on it
Congratulations and well done!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:28,
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Congratulations and well done!
lunch.
I have got hot chocolate, a strawberry yoghurt and x2 delicious sausage rolls fresh from the bakery.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:03,
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Hello! Greets! Wilkomen!
Buh, I have been moved out of the office today to go back to the mong-canteen.
I had a couple of tin-foil wrapped cheese & cucumber sandwiches.
A can of full-sugar pepsi and a packet of tesco ready-salted.
Oh, and a McVities go-ahead.. Thing.
It was nice, covered in strawberry yogurt.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:08,
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I had a couple of tin-foil wrapped cheese & cucumber sandwiches.
A can of full-sugar pepsi and a packet of tesco ready-salted.
Oh, and a McVities go-ahead.. Thing.
It was nice, covered in strawberry yogurt.
2day im having
New Covent Garden Thai Chicken Soup
2 wholemeal baps
A Scotchegg
Some Dried Cranberrys
Washed Down with pepsi max and a cuppa coffee!
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:12,
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2 wholemeal baps
A Scotchegg
Some Dried Cranberrys
Washed Down with pepsi max and a cuppa coffee!
I had
burger, chips, lettuce and tomoato.
Followed by bakewell tart and custard.
Courtesy of Collingwood College and therefore somewhat vile.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14,
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Followed by bakewell tart and custard.
Courtesy of Collingwood College and therefore somewhat vile.
Dull lunch.
Cheese and tomato sandwich, apple, orange, lemon cheesecake muller light, a packet of salt n shake crisps, a can of pepsi max and a mug of tea.
I'm not that inventive.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15,
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I'm not that inventive.
Salt n Shake is the most awesome flavour of crisps.
100% of fact.
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Mon 22 May 2006, 13:22,
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