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# Do not panic

For lunch today I have nothing, so instead I'm going to go to the canteen
and feast upon lasagne and chips, Irn Bru, water and tea.
What are you eating?
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Yippee ! Since it's National Vegetarian Week !
Slow Braised Oxtail in Red Wine
Colcannon Mash
Green Beans
English (Hurrah !) Asparagus

Gravy mopped up with homemade Beer Bread.

Washed down with a glass or two of Chillean Carmeneiere

Then I'm off to the pub (as usual !)
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Braw indeed!
National Vegetarian Week? there's no such thing.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Them Vegetamarians is getting Uppity !
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i don't like the sound of a veg sock
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# If you wear one on each foot
that's 2 of your 5 a day dealt with.
Leaving room for more meat.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Those crazy vegetarians
they live with their heads in the clouds.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I like the
Vote for your favourite celebrity vegetarian poll!
What a bunch of wet drippy useless cunts (with the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde).
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# in my experience
wet dripping cunts are not useless
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# You wouldn't want to go
anywhere near any of this lot !
(With the possible exception of Chrissie Hynde)
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# smells like cabbage
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Gah!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Meat.
Best of all the vegetables.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# nah...
...chocolate is the best vegetable.
i always eat my 5 a day!
sometimes even 10!

or 50
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Huzzah!
My lunch is hardly a good example of vegetarianism and healthy eating ... i think i shall be having pitta breads with cheese ... and marmite crisps. I'm not sure yet though.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Why are you telling me ?
Tell the Duke.
And have sausages and bacon and black pudding and a steak and kidney pie with that.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# and veal
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# yeah
veal before Zod
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
#
Ych.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# a ride of storm
and a waffle of grins
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# the best of all rides
and the finest of all grins. Grand!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# 'Three kingfishers and an assassin'
WillyRushdens Dave!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hurray!
the fiestiest of all fishers and tastiest of all sins.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I'm meeting my childhood sweetheart for lunch
dunno what we're having yet though
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# sex
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# on toast?
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# sounds braw!
have chips with that
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Take her out for a romantic fry up
and offer to pay for half of her's too.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# will do
*does thumbs up sign*
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Grand!
with my advice you'll be married by the end of the day.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Those danged Chuckles
Always up to no good.

Shortly, I shall be having a chilli-bacon wrap, a fruit corner and a steaming hot cup of Tetley's finest tea.

Hoot!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Smashing!
a fine sounding lunch!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Lasagne and chips is a FINE FINE meal Duke
I'm having a jumbo BLT sarnie, Bacon flavour Nobbies Nuts, A Bottle of Dr Pepper and various bits of cake.

EDIT: And tea!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# It certainly is, I'm now glad I couldn't be bothered making sandwiches this morning.
You lunch is a good one apart from the Dr Pepper, that stuff tastes like marzipan
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# About to have a bagel with salami and cheese
As I have the day off and so will be missing out on chips and peas from work
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Chalami ?
or Sleese !
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Not bad
but chips and peas would have been better.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# lunchtime already?
o noes! i know not what to munch!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I suggest a steak and kideny pie with chips.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# sadly these items are not available to me
i'm thinking, something involving the garlic wholegrain mustard i bought from the covered market t'other day
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Have chicken with that
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# YES
*obeys*
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# a bolognese thing from the freezer
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Smashing!
have noodle of soup with that too.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# All butter crouisants with extra butter
and water, yum yum
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Braw!
good choice on the extra butter.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# seaweed

and other chinese leftovers


yum
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Braw!
I bought some sort af seaweed thing from from the butchers on saturday, I'll be eating that tonight.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I'm eating..
...chuff and gristle.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# minge muncher
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Lucky you
have chips with that.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Toad in the hole!
With garden peas, carrots & broccoli and lovely gravy and lashings of mustard
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Yum, yum, yum!
sounds braw!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# A bleak broken plate
with serated cuttlery gnawing viciously at the empty life of the dead crow leaking it's black soul into the cracks in the porcelain as I slowly choke on the rancid avian corpse as it sinks wretchedly into hell.

With tomato sauce.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Grand!
have some emo chips with that.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# A premonition - Jacko taking revenge on his plastic sturgeon


with seams
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Have mustard with that
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# A cup of cold tea
I always win.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Put it in the microwave
and have hot tea.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Scrabbled egg on toast
covered with a whole cellar of salt cos the top fell off. grrrrr
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# if the top of your cellar fell off
doesn't that just make it a hole in the ground?
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Scambled eggs is on toast is grand!
but not with that amount of salt.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Big fat prawns in seafood sauce
with herby leaves, hiding in a fat ciabatta roll that has been well-treated with lurpak (as always). If there is still room I will have a savoury muffin (cheese and herb).

Edit: Eep! I forgot I have a large punnet of raspberries to eat too.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# POT!
*huggles*

We missed you!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# The royal "we" you mean
;)
'noon!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I don't care about THEM
*swings arm to indicate the proles*


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *waves
when being indicated*
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Let them eat cake
Edit: How odd, Ptolemy deleted his reply.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I meant to edit it
and accidentally deleted it in my excitement.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Cor!
braw sounding lunch! good stuff!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Bacon and pesto on toast.
I'm doing gourmet on the cheap right now.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Eeeewwwww
What an odd mixture ...
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Unusual combination
but still sounds braw to me.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Roast chicken, potato wedges and lashings of tonkastu sauce.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Tonkastu are an endangered species
you should have mock tonkastu sauce . . .


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Piffle!
*opens packet of whale scratchings*
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Ooh!
wanna swap a panda's ear?


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Throw in a strip of that snow leopard jerky,
and you're on.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# 'k
but I want coral reef sprinkles . . .


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# A fine lunch!
good work

you should have seen the buffett I stole from on Saturday night, it had pork pies, wontons, lamb samosas, smoked salmon sandwiches and other things I can't even describe, it was grand!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Truly, that sounds like
the Buffet of the Gods.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# 2 fried eggs over 4 rounds of tiger bread toast
smothered in brown sauce! washed down with 3 mugs of tea
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Double braw!
sounds grand!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I be 'aving a bacon sarnie with plenty of hp and a cuppa tea
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Grand!
you can't go wrong with that lunch.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Yum!
A chamstard sandwich
Orangey doritos
Oxtail cup a soup
Chunky kitkat
Coffee
a granny smith
Paracetamol

Hangovers 4dam

edit: There is not enough cheese in my sandwich, thus rendering it shit
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Orangey Doritos! Mmmmm!
BTW don't run your fingers through your hair after you've eaten them, you'll go gingerer


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Up yer arse!
If I do that after eating blue ones will it make my hair blue?
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# no, you'll never disguise the fact that
you are a freckly ginge . . . soz


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# :p
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Braw!
I suggest that tomorrow you have eggs for lunch, for a change.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Ewwwwwww
I hate eggs
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Sandwiches, with filling, delicious filling
and some wotsits, and an apple
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# filling!
best of all the fillings!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I love filling
one of my favourites is mustard and ham flavour.

What flavour of filling to you have?
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I chomped on:
a liver dumpling (it was really nice actually)
some lamb mince things (like little burgers rolled up)
sweet and sour rice
a hot paprika dip
a side salad
a pretzel
some sprite
and lots of water, for this unbelievably hot day
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# What sort of food is that ?
I think them Germans are having you on !
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# copy and paste from the menu:
HAUPTGERICHTE Cevapcici mit Djuvecreis und Ajvar /2/7
minced meat rolls
served with vegetable rice and a spicy dip sauce 2,32 €
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Babel Fish
Translates:
"This is a Nonsense - Germans are having Neon Blue on !"
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# listen you
'powerful support lip'

and I know what I ate it was there in front of me
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# That's
Powerful Support Flange !
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Liver dumpling are braw!
a splendid lunch.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Two chunky slices of home-made granary bread
smeared with proper butter (the sort where you get sprayed with with water as you run your knife across it - mmm!) and sandwiched between them, slices of Wiltshire ham from the farm up the road edged with mustard (the ham, not the farm), some crumbled Cheshire cheese, a spoonful of Branston's pickle and an assortment of green and red curly-edged lettuce leaves freshly picked from the greenhouse border. Oh, and three strong cups of tea.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I want your lunch!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I shall regurgitate it
just for you
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# so . . . .
cham sammidge and tea then . . . ?


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Mr Ptolemy's lunches are never that simple
unlike us plebs who buy food from Sainsbury's etc. Lucky him gets to handpick everything fresh.
*envies*
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Indeed . . .
Why no MSN? Too busty?


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Awwww, thanks Pot *huggles*
There's drawbacks to growing your own vegematables though; for instance, my tomatoes are nowhere near ripe yet, the new potatoes are still only the size of peas, the carrots are still too small to grate and though I have a glut of asparagus right now I'm not a great fan of eating it cold. Quincequonly sandwich fillings are somewhat limited in scope.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# You should try Beer Bread
You really need to eat it all the day it's made though.
(No great problem - it's braw !)
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Very braw indeed!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Look what I caught, it's a fresh Lunch of the Day with your name on it

Congratulations and well done!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Gosh!
*blushes* thanks, Duke! Woo!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# lunch.
I have got hot chocolate, a strawberry yoghurt and x2 delicious sausage rolls fresh from the bakery.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Grand!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# sushii
raw!!!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Cor!
you and your crazy raw sushi, have wasabi with that.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Hello! Greets! Wilkomen!
Buh, I have been moved out of the office today to go back to the mong-canteen.
I had a couple of tin-foil wrapped cheese & cucumber sandwiches.
A can of full-sugar pepsi and a packet of tesco ready-salted.

Oh, and a McVities go-ahead.. Thing.
It was nice, covered in strawberry yogurt.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Grand!
apart from the cucumber.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# 2day im having
New Covent Garden Thai Chicken Soup

2 wholemeal baps

A Scotchegg

Some Dried Cranberrys

Washed Down with pepsi max and a cuppa coffee!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Braw indeed!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I had
burger, chips, lettuce and tomoato.
Followed by bakewell tart and custard.
Courtesy of Collingwood College and therefore somewhat vile.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# That sounds braw!
it shouldn't have been vile.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Dull lunch.
Cheese and tomato sandwich, apple, orange, lemon cheesecake muller light, a packet of salt n shake crisps, a can of pepsi max and a mug of tea.

I'm not that inventive.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Salt n Shake is the most awesome flavour of crisps.
100% of fact.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Simple but effective
salt and shake crisps are grand!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Today I had
pasta with puttanesca sauce, followed by roast coffee icecream. Quite yummy.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# puttanesca sounds grand!
braw!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# It's got
black olives, capers and anchovies in it, three things I cannot abide.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:42, archived)