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[challenge entry] Inspired by a chat below ;D


Serious minority (he hopes) - and if not, please read the comics/books and then watch the film and you'll understand

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 8:51, archived)
# all my fault
:)

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 24 May 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm. Lori Petty....
*rubs thighs*.

snip snip!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Wed 24 May 2006, 8:55, archived)
# OK
what happened to Lori Petty?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 May 2006, 8:55, archived)
# she was in the wost film adaptation ever
and it killed her career



*yes, it IS worse than Judge Dredd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 8:59, archived)
# perp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:01, archived)
# drokk off! you grudder

its 10 in an iso-cube for you


or something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:03, archived)
# *Mighty Thargs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
# ha ha aha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# I like strangely glowing medieval characters......,
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 May 2006, 9:10, archived)
# cranks head dial all the way up to max
*NUTS*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:11, archived)
# stop that

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:15, archived)
# none of us can log onto our computers today!!
woo!
i have commandeered the G5 :)
never used a Mac on the net before
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:03, archived)
# is that like
a crap camp opera pop group but one better?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:03, archived)
# i dunno
but the board looks weird in 23 inch widescreen
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# showoff
/21 inch normal


/jealous


*still waiting for adapter cable, so I can have 2 monitors
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 May 2006, 9:07, archived)
# 2 monitors
are fun!

I'm on a 19" CRT and a 17" LCD (the latter in portrait mode).
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 24 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Using Safari or Explorer?
welcome to the club, (If only temporarily)

and 'ning Sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# i'm on Safari!!
:)
damn weird keyboard, none of the buttons make sense
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Don't be sillly
They're all the same

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 May 2006, 9:08, archived)
# pah!
it's all this apple key instead of CTRL business
feels funny pulling off the shortcuts
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# no - you mean it's weird that pcs have all the incorrect keys
F5 also doesn't work On Safari,

refresh button next to the house

*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 May 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Funny
or genius?

You will use the apple and you will like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 24 May 2006, 9:14, archived)
# you are feeling very very sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# that's the best movie eva
*fact
(pdjpdj, Wed 24 May 2006, 8:55, archived)
# I always thought that some of the Deadline strips were hit and miss.
I liked the film.
Naomi Watts in see-through jeans.
Lori Petty lezzing it up with her.
A tank.
What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 24 May 2006, 8:59, archived)
# The fact that its about water and not beer
that they dont swear
that Booga is a mutant and not a kangaroo
that the Tank is alive like fucking Knight Rider
that Tank Girl isn't topless in the film
that Jet and Sub girl don't kick ass like they should
that no one gets killed with blood and guts going everywhere
that there is no aboriginal mystic shit
that there is no female sexual empowerment
that there is no Kamp Koala

I could go on for a couple of pages with this :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:02, archived)
# *checks to see if still going
no religion bashing
no sex
no gratuitous drinking
no mocking of consumerist society
no style
no fucking guns!
no chopper bicycles, amputations, indie band cameos, drugs or knob gags!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!



*yup
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Comic was great
film was poor

potential for lezzing action wasn't lived up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# what was the strip he did for a mens lifestyle mag

i remember that being pretty cool too
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:19, archived)
# can't remember
i did used to quite like cheeky wee budgie boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:26, archived)
# I remember it, but can't quite get a grip
I remember the character falling out of a club and having a fight...........

Hold on, she had a kung fu side kick who was a cross between Bruce Lee and Murdoch from Gorillaz, and she may have had red hair......

Got it "Get the Freebies" it was in The Face


:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# yup! that's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:45, archived)
# There are cans of Spunk Beer in lots of scenes.
There's a lot of stuff they couldn't get away with in a 12 rated film.
There wasn't any mystic aboriginal shit in any of the early strips either.
Kamp Koala was shit.
No female sexual empowerment? Did you see the same film? Also Hewlett did a lot of that stuff in the strips so he could draw nude women.
Phillip Bond's "Hot Triggers" was better too:)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 24 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# sorry,
I meant aboriginal art and stuff, which is clearly visible at the top of page one of her second appearance :D

And I know that they couldn't do most of it in a 12 rated film, which is why it shouldn't have been a 12 rated film!
They should have just called that monstrosity Britney Spears the fantastical movie or something.

Tank Girl deserved better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# ^this
*thinks of lori petty lezzing with Naomi Watts*
erm..
think I'll go wake my girlfriend up.....
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:03, archived)
# shit comic version??
pah
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:00, archived)
# yeah, like the rest of that mag isn't sarcasm fueled
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:04, archived)
# ha ha!
what's next?
Johnny Mnemonic appreciation club?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:08, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:10, archived)
# *Signs up*









*Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 24 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 24 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha
That film is SO dire
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
# ha ha!
that's SO true
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 24 May 2006, 9:12, archived)