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# ...except...
...it doesn't have a monkeys head..
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:23, archived)
# My name is Mary
but I know plenty of men, so that's all right.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:26, archived)
# Are you
Quite contrary ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:27, archived)
# Only when people
take the piss out of my name :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:30, archived)
# Hehe
lesson learnt.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:31, archived)
# Arf
and I bet you've never heard that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:32, archived)
# hehe
the tone I wrote that in was "tongue in cheek" a sort of cockney cheeky chappy if you will.

You will ? - oh good. Let's go !!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:34, archived)
# You know I will
but would you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:36, archived)
# Let's
let the die decide
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)
# Fully Oliver
Me old pukka mukka
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:38, archived)
# Here's the best one
'Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?'

'I live with a cat in a high-rise flat, so how the fuck would I know?'

Don't get me started on the little lambs.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:34, archived)
# another - sort of...
mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
she fed it bisto twice a day
and turned it's piss to gravy

fin
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:37, archived)
# Mary had a little cow
She fed it safety pins
And every time she milked the cow
The milk came out in tins!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)
# I'm sure I've done this before, but....
mary had a little lamb,
the doctors were astounded,
everywhere that mary went
gynacologists surrounded.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)
# haar
haarr!!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)
# I have to admit
that's from the half man half biscuit song '99% of gargoyles look like bob todd' which I can make available for your xmas pleasure if you'd like :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:53, archived)
# didn't we
have a bandwagon of these "mary had a little lamb..." rhymes?

g'wan, let's have a listen.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:00, archived)
# coming right up
sah. Watch this post for editage :)

*edit* clicky
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She stuck it on a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went up it's bum
And turned it's wool to nylon.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)