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# cor, they're clamping down aren't they!


Speaking of which, where do I suggest compos again? Anyone else fancy new reasons to go to Hull?
*edit - s'ok, found it from the front page
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Hehe.
Woo.

That competition would just be the offensive in 5k again, but with normal filesizes.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha! Good one!
And now, I am getting up!
Catch you later, you bunch of grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Hey yeah!
Everyone can make jokes about babies being raped and can be generally racist again. WOOOOO!
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# no, that would be normal reasons for going to Hull

I said NEW reasons

i.e. for throwing a touching ham in front of an innocent child.

A far more visual surrealist type affair - but not too surreal or people will just do a load of crap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# hahahah
"Instead of breaking wind, this punk's gonna be breaking rocks - in the county jail!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# one from last night...
...(some rapper had been caught doing naughties) "from now on the only records anyone's going to be interested in....is his CRIMINAL RECORD!"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# it is pretty pathetic
do you think he actually believes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Fantastic

Edit: lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 29 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
I hate that cunt, so much...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# haha! he IS the man
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# is he the man? or the Don?
(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 29 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahaha.
I love how that program is called World's Wildest Police Videos but they're all from America.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# not true! there was one from Strangways the other night
"The ENGLISH hoodlums rain TERROR on the hoooorified COPS below!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# didn`t they show one from "Manchester-shire, London" once?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
#
They had one where a guy was seen on CCTV, dressed in only boxer shorts, putting through all the shop windows in a "London" street. Actually it was Cardiff! Or as the Americans would prefer, "Cardiff, England".
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 29 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# sometimes they have foreign ones
with people driving at 70 MILES AN HOUR!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# occasionally they have something from england
but it's always well pathetic and the criminal gets caught quickly.

then they move onto some young hoodlums high on crack in downtown ohio.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# those quaint little english hoodlums
"I'll bash you till you poo, sir"
"I say! that's bally well not cricket!" *BAT*

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
that'll teach him
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 29 May 2006, 12:08, archived)