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# At last
Final conclusive proof that a Jaffa Cake is actually a cake. Not a biscuit.

Repost. From when I got bitched at:

(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I shall incessantly rant towards you again
because clearly it hurts your feel0rz

*rants*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Yes
Now I'm crying. I hope you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# I am neither puzzled nor concerned
as to the confectionary status of said producty. All I know is that they are absolutely brilliant and taste as such.

Apart from that I couldn't care less of they were made from ground up voles.

edit: Oi! 11 months and 11 days! hooray for 1111
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# when was it ever disputed?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# theres a bloody huge clue
in the actual name of said confectionary
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Yes
But theres actually a lot of dispute
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# "a lot" being one persons blog
that no one replied to?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# those people need girlfriends
or better still, sterilising

*has my Francis Galton hat on today*
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# much better
by the way - are you related to darktowers?

*does a very special Derek Griffiths dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)
# *conjurs up Biggins imagery*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# haha so goodie
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# ...you had this coming...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# it bums!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# *does timewarp*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# much more like it
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# what the fuck!
60kb!
Cheeky boy!

*rants*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
#
a Jaffa Cake is actually a cake. Not a biscuit. there is no god.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)
# better - although everyone always knew it was a cake due to the taxation of said items
/never complain about getting bitched at, read the fAQ and it won't happen again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:37, archived)
# plus.......
the fact that a cake goes hard over time and a biscuit softens.

Also there is something to about a biscuit will snap when pressure is applied and a cake will squash
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Oh noes!
what the fuck is this then!

*universe explodes*


(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)
# heart attack in a block

Loads of kitkats + loads more chocolate = 1 fucking massive kitkat (biscuit)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:51, archived)
# phew, the universe is safe
: )
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:56, archived)
# I like the fact that they never checked the spelling...
"Cut varefully with a sharp warmed knife"

zat vould be zeh danish way no?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:55, archived)
# They are also called jaffa CAKES.
That is quite a big fucking clue there, i'd say :]
(envelopes, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Cakes
Well of course they're cakes - chocolate topping,filling, sponge base.

Gah, I'm going to (try and - they're sneaky buggers, they keep disappearing on me) rustle some up.
(I helped save b3ta! Herbicide wants a word., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:53, archived)