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[challenge entry] Would you?

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(Fragger, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:39, archived)
# already have
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:40, archived)
# and now you say you're singing high pitched opera?
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:41, archived)
# castrato
.....in the olden days italians cut there kids' knobs off to give them a high pitched singing voice permanantely.....they were called castratos

....lush
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Testicles, actually
and weren't they castrati rather than -o?
(BlackCat, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:48, archived)
# GOOD POINT
Still pretty harsh tho....
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:57, archived)
# yup... better watch out where you stick that thing next time
hehe
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Castrati actually
no 'o'

If you scroll back, Mediocre asked a big favour of you last night, and asked if you could please
remove the pic of his girlfriend with the cdc from your profile. I think he was getting a bit miffed about it being there...
here www.b3ta.com/board/5988485
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:50, archived)
# ha ha
but its so funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 22:02, archived)
# not without feeding it first....
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:40, archived)
# twice
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:41, archived)
# compo?

and no i wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:42, archived)
# oh shes cute!.. I'll raise you a moist lipped shaved pouting pussy
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Pout you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:45, archived)
# faintly reminiscent of
Grace Jones?
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:57, archived)
#


woo pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:42, archived)
# damns i didn't even notice
i'm losing my 6th sense!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Er... only with a paper bag over its head
and even that might not be enough. Why's it compo'd?
(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:43, archived)
# WORM FINGERS!!!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:44, archived)
# A tad bigger, Cabby
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 21:45, archived)