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[challenge entry] my first post

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(jidler changed his name on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Thas pretty
good.

Pull up a bandwagon etc.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Nice One!
Welcome, tug off a kitten, shit on a chair and rub you stool on your PC.....

...or something
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Damn
I just hugged a chair and shat a kitten!
Woo to a noncrap first post. They're rare.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *sits on knee*
OI! Where's me fooking bike!??!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I've looked through all this other stuff
and there's nothing I fuckin like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# this cricket bat and ping pong set
you can shove right up your arse
if id wanted a fucking cowboy suit
i would have fucking asked...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# i saw mummy suckin' saaaaanta claaaauuuuus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# i like the beard
a lort
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# BEARD!
I was going to do iProd
with a blackened out marcher and a white flute, but i couldn't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# BLUENOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Do it - but
put an orange sash on.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# we demaaaaaaand the roight to maaaaaaarch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Well i just might now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Ima
likening to thees inverted beard mullarky
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# that's rather good
welcome etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# you aren't a friend of Stemill are you?
if not, then Welcome

if so then jolly well done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Hehehehe.......
Have a hearty Woo Sir!

Pull up a shark and shop a bridge etc
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Well done sir
...finally an apple joke which amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! CPhoenix, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ...the pies?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# i like the beard, bridesmaid.
gives me something to hang on to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# If iAtollah you once...
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)