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[challenge entry] Paint + brain deadness = bah.



I know, I know. Shit and I know I am.

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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not on form
but I have got a rather horrid stabbing pain in my tumbly. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# excellent
alien infestation?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Who can tell?
I thought I was hungry but half a sarnie later the pain's just intensified.

*toddles off to find her mebeverine*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Theres a weird stomach bug going around my work too
Loads of people off sick with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# What's it like?
I have IBS so it could be that, I guess.

And I can't find my pills anywhere. Ow ow ow ow ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Stomach cramps, the runs, in some cases vomiting.
I had it last week, just had the cramps and the urge to race to the bog every 15 min. Felt queasy tho. Try some Andrews or Resolve

Edit: BTW when it started on me I thought it was hunger too
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I hope it isn't
I was off with IBS on and off for ages until they finally decided to get me on the meds.

:( My pills are at home. This is the gay.

(seriously, not a happy bunny is Mrs Wow.)

EDIT- if I could have a good long parp I'd probably be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# funny, each time i farted i felt better
but came closer to not having a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# I hate that people are so anti farting
What do they want me to do, explode?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)
#
infestation tenticle sex
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)
# hehe
that would make me cry, and I don't think I have the clutch control for it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)
#
Hatfield - the shittiest shithole known to man!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# You've not been to Trowbridge then
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Home of The Galleria!
"Step in to the future
The Galle-ri-a
The Fu-ture of SHOPPING!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)
#
you sound like a local/student!

anywhere in hertfordshire to put the main university campus, and they put it next to the fucking motorway in Hatfield!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)
# used to live in Welwyn
and St Albans
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)
#
Welwyn is just like Eastbourne, but with added Vicki Pollards! ;)

St Albans is a nice place though
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)
# oooh, I work in Herts
but the other side- Tring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)
#
Tring, the place no one wanted, so they gave it to Hertfordshire! ;)

I work in Hemel, but live in the hell whole of Stevenage! Both nice places if your a single mum crack dealer!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# I went to Hemel once
earlier this year when I had a bit of a collaspe attack at work. They thought I'd had a stroke, but it was just a fever affecting me funny. I went photosensitive, and threw things at doctors who wanted to examine me with the light on. Oh, and I snarled at my mum.

Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)
#
That was probably nothing to do with being ill! Most people from hemel snarl anyway, so maybe you just deep down wanted to fit in! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# my car should have a
"you are hurting me" on the speedo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)
# My car should have
doors, wheels, a chassis, typres, maybe an engine.

(I no have a car.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)
# there there
mine is green
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# :-(
That's my favourite colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# I taunt you with my ugly green car
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Pfft
I taunt you with my

*scans desk quickly*

MASK plastic men! (they're blu-tacked to my monitor)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)
# You have been selected
to mown my garden in repent of the so called shittiness of the post.

You still get a Woo first though.
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Ooooh, you don't want me to mow stuff.
Last time I did that my mum had to reseed part of her lawn. I'm not very good at things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# What did you do?!
Grass is one of the most resilient bastards on the planet...

You are hereby released. Now. Don't touch my garden. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I don't know
It just started ripping up all the soil and stuff as well. I think it was on the wrong setting or I was pushing it wrong or something. Needless to say I'm a bit of a liability.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Captain Wow + Naughty =
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Heh
look at you lot. It's like you've been given a picture of you drawn by your cousin who has no hands 'Awww, yes, that's very good. Oh that's me is it? The red blob? Lovely.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# *Pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# nnng
*eats a crayon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)