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[challenge entry] Plot believed to involve liquid explosive say police

Evidence is seized

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(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# kerbango!
lemon juice and bicarb has the same effect. Well, it fizzes nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)
# pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)
# kerblammo!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Ha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Pffftt
Woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Haha!
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I might do
I suppose it fits
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# KABLAMMO!
/TUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# jelly babies and lemon fanta also do the trick...
although I don't recommend trying it on a packed train on the way to visit the prospective in-laws for the first time when it decides to explode over the crotch area of y'trousers....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Obviously
you need to postpone your expoloding crotch until after you get there.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Or until you're on the doorstep
Tada!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Hehehe....
Although perhaps I should be worried that I'm now getting my daily news form B3ta. I saw one of the 'Terror plot foiled' posts further down, figures something was up and had to check the news.

I've realised countless celebrities have died or been arrested based on a sudden spike in shops of them.
(JamesG, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Sad isn't it
still it's a more entertaining way of getting the news than from Huw Edwards!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!

More subtle, and less seamy, than my attempt to get things through security
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)
# "tee hee hee!"

said the chuckle fairy
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# this is fantastic
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)