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[challenge entry] hmm..

slightly modified rp for compo (-:

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(spook, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Wrong way round, you fool.
or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# You're right
it'd be ok if the baby was facing the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# So you didn't have to look it in the eyes when you shut the door?
I am a bad, bad woman. I'd never microwave children, you realise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# deep-frying
makes them far crispier
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Yow!
And woo! I laughed way too much at that.

/morbid humour
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# rather disturbingly
it's the top image that has been shopped, and not the bottom one. :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Even the baby
knows it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# It's cos he's wet ...
I only put him in the microwave to dry him off ..
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# oh shi..

poor wee thing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# oh yeh!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I thought it was seamless!
/works for Reuters image dept
(spook, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# mmmm tasty
GET IN MY BELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Yeah, when you place something in the microwave
you need to make sure there's space for the turntable to rotate or it won't cook evenly, hence the top picture is correct, plenty of turning space, but the bottom one is wrong, because the middle will be really over-cooked and the extremities will still be only luke warm.

Plus you want to remember to poke some holes in the item with a fork or it will explode and cover your microwave in bits of pie/baby/etc.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)