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# Today, Capt wow looks like this


And she's contemplating gluing her bra straps to her shoulders.

Is it almost 5pm yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)
# do it!
and then paperclip your pants to your head
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)
# don't do it!
your ears will offer much better support!

plus, you can give yourself a sly fondle by wiggling your head
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)
# You have rather short legs today?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:17, archived)
# I AM YOUR SERVANT MAY I LIGHT YOUR CIGAREE-EEETE?!
i downloaded october rust the other day because i remembered that i used to like it and it's absolute shite.

i hate it when that happens.

edit: aah i remember it was you that reminded me!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:17, archived)
# You're a gay
It's a great album.

Try some 'origin of the faeces' though. Except faeces will be spelt feces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:19, archived)
# i'm currently listening to mastodon
a mate of mine told me to try em

great music too much shouting for my aged ears though
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# but
isn't the CD cover art superb?
edit: assumes you're listerning to 'leviathan'
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)
# i downloaded the discog but yeah thats the one
dunno about the cover though!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)
# tis pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)
# yes
I was listening to them earlier today

a hell of way to wake up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# MArch of the Fire Ants
is my walking to work tune (or one of them)- gets me in the mood for no fucking about. That, Pantera's '5 minutes alone', Sepultura's 'Chaos AD' and Morbid angel's 'Lord of all Fevers and Plagues'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)
# wow
you've just named some of my favourite metal tracks

although my fav MA track is probably World of shit - the promised land
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# All MA is good MA
In my humble opinion. I may stick on some Arkhon Infaustus later- you should try to download some to have a sneaky wee listen if you haven't heard them alread- I believe you'll like it. Saw them supporting the bumfeelers that are Deicide. Deicide were alright (Glen Benton fucking rabbited for 5 minutes between each track though) but Arkhon Infaustus were excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I'm sure I will check that out
Deicide are okay, as long as they keep playing the old material. I think Nile and Mastodon are the best metal bands today.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Nile I'm not such a huge fan of, to be honest
Saw them a few years back at some fest in the Camden Palace, and they weren't that good. Best band of the day was Amon Amarth, strange to say- they were really good live.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Hmm
I saw Nile a couple of months back, and they were really good. Better than the last time I'd seen them. I think I've attended about 100-150 metal concerts, so I do have some reference material here.

Also: meh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)
# oh no!
That's poo. Hmmm.

I just wasn't a huge fan. But then I do have a not-so-secret love of the Backstreet Boys, so don't trust my judgement on anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I have one of the most messed up profiles on last.fm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I like most of them
But Placebo make me want to murdalise stuffs.

I wish I'd brought some Down with me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Ooh Down are good
but live in the Netherlands they are usually too stoned to play, like Life of Agony in the olden days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I saw them a few years back
Keith Caputo had a hissy fit. They were supported by the absolute pish that is Breed 77 and Fony.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmmastodon
Give ISIS a try- you may like them. Or Kayo Dot- they're a band I'm listening to a lot at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# i actually downloaded their discography on your recommendation but haven't got round to listening to it yet
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Well go on then
It's lovely, in a crushing sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)
# i brought some flying saucers the other day, because i used to like them
and it turns out they taste like cardboard with a little bit of paint stripper inside : /
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# a lego person ?
b'zar
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Haha
you're ready to kill all the white people now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)