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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:53,
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I used to think like you
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:59,
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My bog roll ends up all over the house.The puppy has found out how to get into the bathroom, and eat the bog roll.
I'd make some kind of "clean inside and out" joke, but its not funny.
He's like a shite Andrex puppy.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:58,
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I'd make some kind of "clean inside and out" joke, but its not funny.
He's like a shite Andrex puppy.
Yesbut he's a border collie, and thus, less of *insert andrex puppy breed* than the wrapper allows.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:03,
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sadly no.He eats, and then thats it.
And he likes to watch when I'm "docked at the station" for some reason. My throne room has no lock the door, so he just barges in, unannounced. Tragically, the door is just out of reach of wild flailing my arms when he does come in, and thus am left oft exposed for the whole hallway to see me.
Yes, the ENTIRE empty hallway.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:06,
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And he likes to watch when I'm "docked at the station" for some reason. My throne room has no lock the door, so he just barges in, unannounced. Tragically, the door is just out of reach of wild flailing my arms when he does come in, and thus am left oft exposed for the whole hallway to see me.
Yes, the ENTIRE empty hallway.
Could bea revolution in house training if he's a clever one.
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helmetcream,
Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:08,
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He probably is more intelligent than meSo, go on with this training idea.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:09,
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Well, you let himwatch you squeeze one out and then wait until he thinks he's people.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:11,
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nah, tried and tested.He kept jumping off the rim.
The cat, on the other hand, has also broken into the bathroom before so as not to piss all over the carpet. She jumps into the bath and does her business there.
Which is an unpleasent thing to wake up to. A festering, occasioanlly steaming, pile of poopage one the bottom of the bath, mere moments before I step into the shower.
We get through bog roll and disinfectant like nobody's business.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:14,
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The cat, on the other hand, has also broken into the bathroom before so as not to piss all over the carpet. She jumps into the bath and does her business there.
Which is an unpleasent thing to wake up to. A festering, occasioanlly steaming, pile of poopage one the bottom of the bath, mere moments before I step into the shower.
We get through bog roll and disinfectant like nobody's business.
Is therea good andrex puppy? I must have missed that one.
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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder.,
Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:47,
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Nonsensethe "right way" simply means ensuring the torn-up newsprint is facing the right way up when one sits on the bog to contemplate it. Nothing worse than coming across a page in which the string's been drilled through it upside down.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:03,
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on a related note....
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:06,
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