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# Part One of a Series* because mefeels somewhat random!


*Series might not exist if b3tans think first one is shit.
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# it is kinda shit i'm afraid
but to make u happy i caught 2 snails shagging.. well one's penis was in anothers vagina. i only found out when i pulled them apart and they were stuck together by this white slimy thing. couldn't pull em apart, so i stamped on them. then i got told snails have willy's AND vaginas. how cool is that. you could wank off and look at your vagina. awesome.

/blog
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)
# there is a slug in the world, and it has the largest penis:body ratio on earth
its member is abour 3 times longer than its body, it wraps around its self, and then shags its own bottom, weird!
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:52, archived)
# It has potential.
I say run with it.
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Don't listen to him!
i For one welcome our snail overlords
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Rar
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# The joke's the thing...
...keep at it!
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Awwww, he so sad.
*Offers him hugs and biscuits*
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)