Part One of a Series* because mefeels somewhat random!
*Series might not exist if b3tans think first one is shit.
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!,
Sun 13 Aug 2006, 18:51,
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it is kinda shit i'm afraid
but to make u happy i caught 2 snails shagging.. well one's penis was in anothers vagina. i only found out when i pulled them apart and they were stuck together by this white slimy thing. couldn't pull em apart, so i stamped on them. then i got told snails have willy's AND vaginas. how cool is that. you could wank off and look at your vagina. awesome.
/blog
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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:01,
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there is a slug in the world, and it has the largest penis:body ratio on earth
its member is abour 3 times longer than its body, it wraps around its self, and then shags its own bottom, weird!
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:52,
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It has potential.
I say run with it.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:03,
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Don't listen to him!
i For one welcome our snail overlords
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General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!,
Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:04,
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Rar
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:05,
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The joke's the thing...
...keep at it!
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cciulla doesn't have a board sig.,
Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:06,
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Awwww, he so sad.
*Offers him hugs and biscuits*
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:15,
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