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# no, but really,
it's great. Take my word for it, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Yeah, I was just about to say, Crab Bloke, Dr Phil Kitten will be able to tell you
cos she's just about to go have a shag sesh with Tomsk. Give it another 3 years...
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# yeah
tell me about it

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:59, archived)
# Nah, it's not that bad, I'm just being a drama queen.
It would help if he didn't fall unconscious in the lounge every night of every weekend though. But then I have to put up with snoring. Although I'm sure I snore when I'm drunk as well.
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)
# I don't know how youse guys do it
I've never been any good at relationships, though the last one was nearly a year (record by a long way) and we're still friends which is cool. Maybe I'm missing out on stuff, but it has been nice to have most of my twenties without having to worry about other people when i want to go out on a large one, or act like a lecherous tit, or move to Australia or whatever. Still, can't help feeling I ought to be meeting the woman of my dreams reasonably soon. Hey-ho. I suppose I suppose I could always buy a pretty Romanian girl or something.
Oh bugger, you have to be loaded to do that don't you.
Oh well, looks like I'll be old and lonely (violins etc)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)
# Don't worry Crabby
There are some pretty hot violinists out there.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)
# my mate is now engaged...
..to a very fine viola player.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)
# I've had dreams
of Nigella Lawson playing a cello.

Suprise suprise i'm single.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:19, archived)
# Thanks for being so supportive in my time of need everybody
Nigella Lawson- i saw something in the paper yesterday about her paying other cooks to use their recipes instead of making up her own. Hmm. Also, isn't Nigella the most awful name for a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Yeah pretty bad name
Makes it hard to forget who her father is when I'm oogling her.

I'll have to give her a nickname when we get together.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:33, archived)
# It strikes me
as really awful egotism on the part of Nigel, but i could be being unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:00, archived)
# Exactly, Crabbie
you can do whatever you want when ever you want. Lap it up cos when you meet the right one, that's it, isn't it?
Right, I am off to bed. To sleep.
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:12, archived)
# I have 4 friends
all in theire 30's who have recently met and are really serious about new blokes. None of them have had serious relationships for years and years, and this out of the blue. There's hope for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:20, archived)