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Hello chaps

Haven't been around here today. I've just been putting John B - Up all night onto video of me exploding fluffy toys. It shouts 'Blooooooooooow the fucking place up' and they explode. It works really well. I'm dead pleased with myself.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)

well done you

we've been talking about sex and beer.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:42, archived)

Oooh nice

I like beer. I can't remember what sex is like, but I think I enjoyed it.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)

heh

heh

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)

no, but really,

it's great. Take my word for it, honest.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

Yeah, I was just about to say, Crab Bloke, Dr Phil Kitten will be able to tell you

cos she's just about to go have a shag sesh with Tomsk. Give it another 3 years...

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)

yeah

tell me about it

*sigh*

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flibz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:59, archived)

Nah, it's not that bad, I'm just being a drama queen.

It would help if he didn't fall unconscious in the lounge every night of every weekend though. But then I have to put up with snoring. Although I'm sure I snore when I'm drunk as well.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)

I don't know how youse guys do it

I've never been any good at relationships, though the last one was nearly a year (record by a long way) and we're still friends which is cool. Maybe I'm missing out on stuff, but it has been nice to have most of my twenties without having to worry about other people when i want to go out on a large one, or act like a lecherous tit, or move to Australia or whatever. Still, can't help feeling I ought to be meeting the woman of my dreams reasonably soon. Hey-ho. I suppose I suppose I could always buy a pretty Romanian girl or something.
Oh bugger, you have to be loaded to do that don't you.
Oh well, looks like I'll be old and lonely (violins etc)

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)

Don't worry Crabby

There are some pretty hot violinists out there.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)

my mate is now engaged...

..to a very fine viola player.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)

I've had dreams

of Nigella Lawson playing a cello.

Suprise suprise i'm single.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:19, archived)

Thanks for being so supportive in my time of need everybody

Nigella Lawson- i saw something in the paper yesterday about her paying other cooks to use their recipes instead of making up her own. Hmm. Also, isn't Nigella the most awful name for a woman?

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:25, archived)

Yeah pretty bad name

Makes it hard to forget who her father is when I'm oogling her.

I'll have to give her a nickname when we get together.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:33, archived)

It strikes me

as really awful egotism on the part of Nigel, but i could be being unfair.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:00, archived)

Exactly, Crabbie

you can do whatever you want when ever you want. Lap it up cos when you meet the right one, that's it, isn't it?
Right, I am off to bed. To sleep.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:12, archived)

I have 4 friends

all in theire 30's who have recently met and are really serious about new blokes. None of them have had serious relationships for years and years, and this out of the blue. There's hope for everyone.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:20, archived)

that sounds

a bit too familiar.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)

YAY

Girlie internet chats.
And cheese. Though not in the same sentence as the sex.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)

la la la

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

is what me?

i've been busy working.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:09, archived)

I'm not a girlie...

but I love sex, beer and cheese! I'm quite prepared to investigate ways of combining all three.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

Glad you said that

although to be fair we're mostly talking about drinking and being pregnant. Not enough sex...

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)

oh, all right then.

boys who can't finish - it's a terrible thing and not what you expect when they're sober. Does that count as sex gossip? (this was the Iraqui chap btw)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)

Or shoot their load just when you're on the brink

and then can't be arsed to finish the job cos they're done.
I'm speaking hypothetically of course....

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)

Of course

it would be awful if you fell asleep half way through...

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:54, archived)

I feel gutted now

I was all dead chuffed with myself for having a constructive day and now I'm being reminded about how single I am. Bugger.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)

nah, revel in it!

Make the most of it. Being single is a great thing to be.

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)

Don't be sad

I'd rather have a roast chicken, really, I would.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:04, archived)

but you get bits of skin

stuck to your willy.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)

But I don't

have a willy.

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Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:22, archived)

i'm not surprised

if youkeep ding that to roast chickens.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:28, archived)

Mike

you remind me of someone i knew called Shock.

You're a star.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:23, archived)

sounds suspiciously like a transgendered performance artist

or am i wrong?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:29, archived)

Nope and they were far behind you on your list of achievments

I can already see people taking the 'Mike Challenge' to see who can get the highest score.

Perfect for a gang going to the Med. methinks ;)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:59, archived)

I would like to distance myself...

...from any of my gender who may be guilty of any of the above. Shocking behaviour.

If you can't deliver, don't even start, that's what I say.

Even if it does cause the odd huff... oops... I'm not perfect after all.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)

A friend of mine fell asleep when her boyfriend was shagging her when she was pissed

and she woke up the next morning and there was a note by the bed, saying that he loved her but it was over, and she had no idea why. He embarrassingly had to spell it out for her. Heh heh. He should have been better then shouldn't he?!

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)

sounds like a fundamental incompatibility...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)

Cheers The Wife for the link below

I knew it! Arse. Boyf is a smoker. Then again, fucking hell, what am I on about, I'm not planning to conceive till I've at least grown up a bit more!!

(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)

Well at least you haven't been wasting your time

Any chance of a little clip?

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)

I'd love to post it

but there's file size issues. I'll compress a bit if you want, but it'll be dead big (can't get decent progressive downloads out of cleaner EZ. Anyone know how I can get decent control over progressive download compression? (ie not pre-set settings that make it shit)

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:46, archived)

This is a stranger who stayed in your shed after the last King Of The Boots BTW.

File size doesn't scare me I've got ADSL. If you can get a clip up cool, if not no sweat :)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)

Oh, Cool!

hiya!
i'm wracking my brains but just... can't... get... memory... to... function.
Sorry, people end up here randomly from time to time. Who were you in the real world again?
That was a great night, I remember that much. And i remember ranting at loads of people. I probably ranted at you too. sorry about ranting. i do that.
*edit* - oh yes, the vid'll be up in a tick. it's 14 megs mind. i'll post it at the top when it's done

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:14, archived)

Hope that doesn't sound rude

I really have no memory at all. I fucked it years ago raving. Can't distinguish which mornings go with which nights, though I'm usually ok with faces. (hasn't always been like that- in the early nineties i couldn't go to the pub without at least one or 2 people I could have sworn I'd never met coming up to me going "alright joel". Also, never ask me to introduce anyone to anyone. I won't know their names. It's horribly, horribly embarrasing and i hate it and wish i could do better.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:24, archived)

Bazzam!

I've dying to put up this rather lame woo yay

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Jimmeh, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:46, archived)

it may be static...

...but it's a goodie. I like.

In fact... you should do it as scrabble. What's the score?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)

I was going more for crosswords

but scrabble works.
I've only ever played scrabble once when I was 11 or 12 so I couldn't tell you the score.

Funny side note: I made the image out of virtual lego but I can't remember where I found the program :)

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Jimmeh, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:54, archived)

I think it's 25 total in three turns...

with no multipliers. If it was a game from the beginning, it would be at least 36...

OK. Coat. On my way.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)