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# I am wearing
the biggest, pinkest jumper in the world.

I rule: FACT.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Does it look like
this?

Edit: I'm still in my dressing gown. Could be late for work today.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# hmmm
an all over jumper.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Thats not
really like a jumper though, is it.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# It came up when I did a Google
search for "pink jumper" so it must be true. Or are you dissing Google?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Tis sometimes refered to as a jumpsuit
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
not even a tiny bit.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# does
the button at the bottom say "hack" ? if so does it mean the trousers off - it'd be closer to a jumper then...if you put the legs on your arms.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# *Question*
do they match your pants?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# In
the land of the button down oxford - the pink'ed jumper is queen ?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# oh shite
I've just discovered the girl upstairs has had her eye on this exact jumper for over a month and couldn't find any her size in the sale... I'm in BEEG trouble.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# point
her in the direction of the one baz linked to - or even better, buy it as a surprise gift !
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# It's both stylish
and affordable!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Are you scared
she'll nip down whip it off you?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I think
that's a fantasy of many members of this board.

*runs away very quickly before he gets slapped*
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
er...I mean, you pervert!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# grrr.
I'll get you next time, Matazone.

*shakes fist*
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# You'll never take me alive!
*flies away on biplane waving hat at chasing hoards of natives*
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Is she a size 94?
*slaps own wrist*

Thanks for the pressie, it turned up after Christmas which prolonged the paper-ripping frenzy a bit longer!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# oh I'm sorry about that.
I gave the pressies to tomsk to post, 2 weeks before Christmas, but discovered them sitting in a plastic bag by his desk 2 days before Christmas eve... so they didn't arrive in time.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# S'okay
I thought that might've happened! Was most useful for our nice dinner that we went for the other day :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Morning,
I have my grey jumper on, I like it cos the sleeves go past my hands.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# that's the measure of a good jumper
mine only just covers my hands.
it's good, but not the one.
/roy walker
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# same here.
It also has a sort of inside-outy double thickness on the cuffs so it's EXTRA warm, like gloves.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# This jumper would be much better
though, if it had holes where you could poke your thumbs through.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# do
you have any scissors and a needle and thread ? that'd do it - in a blue peter type fashion...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# My sewing skills
are poor, V poor.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Gaffa
tape ?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I have one that does that,
buy from M&S, they'll soon wear through.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Useful
when you work on a switchboard.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# It is,
it is indeed.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Ah-ha!
But I bet you don't have any pink trousers.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# You're in charge of the
Federation Against Copyright Theft?

*Hurredly hides dodgy games*
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# is it like this one?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# no no.
Much bigger and warmer.

Gosh, I talk a lot of twaddle about jumpers, don't I... trust you to find it in the spazz for me though, you stalker nice chap.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Jumpers
are an important part of everyday life. Especially this time of the year. So it's not twaddle, it's information :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Jumpermation.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)