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# The greastest film of all time!
Has anyone seen a Hong Kong film called 'Shaolin Soccer' otherwise known as 'Kung Fu Soccer'? It's the greatest film ever made, even better than 'Escape to Victory'.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Nothing is better than Escape to Victory
you big turnip.

Pele: "I wanna play"
Other Guy: "But you've got three broken ribs"
Pele: I wanna play"

Pele overhead kick back of the net.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Being in Ipswich
you would like that film wouldn't you.

Please tell I have got it right about where you live...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I don't technically live in Ipswich
but that's close enough.
I'm not from round here though.
It's still an excellent film.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# it's like when munkt0n changed his name to
"not mnb098mnb's real name from where mnb098mnb lives".
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Not quite like that ;)
And stop spreading my "real life name" about you young shippersnapper! :p
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i was impressed
i was the first to guess he was pretending not to be you
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Bananamans real name is
Aubrey Tinklesnip.
And Fnords is Joey Tissue.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)
# there's an
idea for a photoshop challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I can't believe they used
players from Ipswatch.... how crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)
# they were UEFA Cup Winners
at the time.
and i dont want to be dragged into talking about silly football again!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I think we can lay
some of the blame on crap directing and editing too.

And don't forget Sly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# who famously said to Pele
"I bet you £10,000 that if you take ten penalties, I will save at least one"

.....Sly handed over the £10,000
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# They should have
given Uncle Bobby a part. Elderly confused commendant, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)
# oi!
watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# crap repost


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I've heard about it, but never found an english version!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I saw the end of it...
in Spain, and in Spanish. Didn't understand a word of it, but I still recognised it as a masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hmmmmmm
I'm thinking a search on kazaa is called for!
/edit lots of copies on kazaa, now just to find an english one!
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)
# it's being released
here later in the year, isn't it? Or so I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)
# yip!
www.upcomingmovies.com/shaolinsoccer.html
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)
# yay!
I was right!
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry.
I've just got over-excited, and will need to go away for a bit to calm down.
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Freed hock
on a similar note has anyone seen the Director's Cut of Almost Famous dvd with the silent air guitar to Stairway To Heaven scene?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Speaking of marshall art sports
theres an Atari 7800 game called "Ninja Golf". It starts off like a normal golf videogame, but after you've taken your shots, you have to walk to where the golf ball landed, battling ninjas in a kung-fu fighting sub-game.

Its completely daft, but utterly brilliant. Download the ROM image for emulators here.

I think this would make a fantastic flash game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)
# yay I just bought that
in Japan

It's label was "Shaorin Soccer" there though.

Funny Japanese people with their r/l problems.
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