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# Is there a traditional front page dance, or do I just have a pint?
The responses have been interesting.

Bloody hell! FRONT PAGE! (does dance).

Oh, bugger I was wondering about 'mattresses', wish PS had spelchekj.

The doco about this pic was on telly last night - which was what inspired me. It also amuses me that quite a few people would have preferred this poor fellow burn to death, or slowly suffocate in pain. Aparently God condemns you for eternity if you try to avoid a horribly slow and painful death; He must Like To Watch, I guess. Good on this fellow for taking one big brave step; after all, people have actually survived falls from this height. Here's a hint though - make fire-stairs out of concrete instead of plasterboard - at least people might have a slim chance of escaping, rather than none.
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 5:18, archived)
# Wish you hadn't.
Just really not something to make a joke about. Being FPed means I get to look at it every day (or chose not to come here for a while) and given the nearing of the date in question it's a pretty raw thing, on this side of the pond, at which to be jabbing. Yes, still. Well shopped, all fine the doc inspired, but well, wish you hadn't.
(Yohimba is overly fond of the ellipsis..., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:04, archived)
# Lighten up.
Being a b3tan and being easily offended shouldn't go together!
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Ah but being a B3tan and getting on your high horse
go together like crack cocaine and prostitutes.
(monkeypaws maybe I shouldn't..... Oh fuck, too late, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Fuck off.
The fact that the picture is from 9/11 has absolutely nothing to do with the joke itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:24, archived)
# .
Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 17:37, archived)
# It's not about preferring him to burn to death...
...if you're really stupid enough to think it is about that then there is no point in explaining to you why I find it distasteful.

And I am not easily offended.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 9:38, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 17:48, archived)