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# Hmmm.
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Ello mate
Me too.
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# still aint got there yet either....
*strains brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Eeew.
Hold it over the sink while you do that.

You're making a puddle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Argh! Where did you come from?
Big piles of how the heck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I figured today
was a good day for a bandwagon.
I came here for my fix of Steve Irwin jokes - 4rthur isn't satisfying me this morning.
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I see.
Well there have been enough to choose from this morning!

Stick around long enough and you might even see me post something, since I am off work and haven't got anything better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# OFF WORK!?!!?
Good - then you can photoshop those pics of my car and write a stern letter to CVone so I don't have to :)
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Ok.
*Loads tattyshop*

*Picks Magenta from palette*

*Gets to work*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Also *opens word*
Dear Fuckwits,

Thank-you for sending that helpful pair, Twunty and Cockstick (as I believe they were called) to aid us in the middle of the night when we got stuck on your faulty car park barrier.

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Not how I expected to spend Sunday morning
And having people turn up and say "Oh, we don't do car parks" gives me the rage.

The night was made all the better by the fact you told the people on the intercom "It's all better now. The mechanic jacked us off."
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Well he did...
Suprisingly quickly too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Indeed
Five minutes. I was most dissapointed.
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Think
houses of parlaiment.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Unfortunately my cave doesn't get news or current affairs.
So I'm still all at sea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# They're
moving production to Holland, hence the windmill.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *pops clogs*
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# no...
...need to give the game away!
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Sorry,
didn't realise it was a quiz. Got you an extra "woo", tho. see below
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# just...
...trying to keep the cogs turning
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Suddenly everything becomes clear.
The pic is now officially Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)