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[challenge entry]
Aliens on Earth would have to put up with that racist cnut Clarkson.


From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha,
clarksons got mong eyes!
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# HEY
YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Have you seen the new volkswagon adverts
why in gods name have they gone all "l33t"
err woo, i like clarkson
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# maybe Richard Hammond
would crash a spaceship...
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# he's
a racist too?
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# nah
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# damn
well, thats one less of us then.......
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I think he's just about anything
with ist on the end...
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Rocket scientist?
Marine biologist?
Gynaecologist? *scared*
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# yup, as a tw@t himself he's pefect for working on them...
and nice double post...
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Prove it.
*ninjer* WAAAAAAA
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# worse
he is a conservative(did i spell that right?)
rasist
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# you mis-spelled the easy one :)
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# ......
that was errrr.....
sutle humor
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# and two mistakes in five words
good going...
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# have you messed with his face?
he looks wierd but it's so seamless, i'm doubting myself :)
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
#
Messed with his face? Me?
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
#
like it wasn't messed enough already...
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# ...it's called mental wealth
/unknown scottish accent.
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# quality advert
chris cunningham could have my babies
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Oh, I know.
That, monkeydrummer, flex, the stuff he's done for RJD, even that old Autechre video was fucking wicked.

Who did Afrika Shox? That video's horrid but great. *googles*

Leftfield. I should have known that.
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i've got the director's series dvds
and oddly his was the most dissapointing
maybe because i wanted MORE
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Hmmm. I don't know what DVD I've got of his.
*has a look about*

I can't find the cover of it.... but I think it's the same one that you've got. Does it have noisy menu screens?

Oh and of course we have Rubber Johnny.

EDIT: I now have portishead in my head.
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Not sure he's racist.
Xenophobic, certainly.
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# but think about how ace
top gear would be if they were testing space ships
"looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow"

(yes i know i've been beaten to this by another b3tard but i got a 404 when i tried to post first time round)
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Woo!!
Although, I like Clarkson!
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)