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that's how old people take a piss without embarrassing themselves

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gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

On the floating jesuschair?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

yes

old people are twisted and evil

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gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

I have 6 grandparents.

You have no need to remind me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Yay for confusing families!

I have 3 Grandads.

And that's the LEAST mind-bending bit...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

I have an uncle and an aunt

who are younger than me. My Grandad is a frisky old bugger.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

do they give you acid?

that'd be alright

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gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

sadly not...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

show-off

I only have one...

that's still alive, anyway

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

Borrow one of mine

There:

Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age

married to

Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid

short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog

married to

short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else

mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below

married to

ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

I so hope that's a typo about the short foul-mouthed old lady...

I guess she loves no-one except her dog?

If she LOVERS her dog she should be arrested and stopped, before 4dam finds out and pays her a visit.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

I ninjered it already.

And I dread to think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

The fireman sounds about the best of the bunch

But, frankly, the one I've got is more than enough...

That reminds me. Anyone want a spare aunt?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

yay for floating jesuschairs

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Ello fuckknuckle!

*rubs bum on you*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

I'm sure I had a dream about that...

ello!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

I rub my bum on people I likes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

*sulks*

You've never rubbed your bum on me

*waves over Captain's shoulder*

Hello Mr Horrible sir! Long time no see!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

You're always here though

He'd been away.

Fuck off for a bit and you might get a nice suprise!

(no don't though)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

*concentrates on making stuff in woodwork shop, pretends to ignore Cap'n*

*wonders where the tea is*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

In the kitchen, waiting for someone to make it UNDERLING.

*sups coffee*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

*figs*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)