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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:57,
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i really like buckfast abbeybut it's not a good accompaniment to fish and chips
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:59,
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enormous!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:01,
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I've never actually tasted buckfastI always preferred the sweet taste of mad dog when i was a teenage hoodlum
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:03,
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every 20th one is hallucinogenic! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:04,
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I used to drink it by the deer park when I was 13 and then throw up.
(tasted is again recently and it's not bad if a touch medicinal)
((tasted is again recently and it's not bad if a touch medicinal)
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:05,
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edit: In case this joke was lost on you, maybe it wasn't like that then......
A particularly salacious report was passed to me from some tin-pot newspaper calling itself the Dumfries and Galloway Standard. "RID OUR PARK OF PERVERTS!" its front page shrieked. "Visitors to... (Castledykes Park) are being put off - thanks to flashers and homosexuals". A Dumfries councillor, ex-copper, Tom Holmes wants to ensure the matter is fairly debated, so "talks are to be held between himself, police and council officials". He wants the installation of CCTV cameras in an action "similar to those carried out in Stirling..." the recording of all cars "entering or leaving" the park; the public reassured by police pro-activity; the Procurator Fiscal to back the police when reports are sent to them; the eventual closure of the park 'cottage' and park users to be encouraged to take down car registration numbers and hand them to the police. Apparently, messages constantly have to be scrubbed off the walls "which the homosexuals leave for each other". Behind his rhetoric are the young people he purports to protect. Statistics show that most of us, gay or straight have had our first sexual experience between the ages of 14 and 16. And the 'cottage' is where many young gays go - heads often filled with romantic ideals, armed with little or no sex education - in search of a gay experience. It may not be ideal, but hey, welcome to the real world! Tom Holmes says in the Dumfries and Galloway Standard: "Castledykes must be protected by those in authority so that it can be enjoyed by the public and made full use of especially by children". What? Like the 13-year-old police monitored using a cottage in Stirling by CCTV cameras during his school holidays?
www.scottishmediamonitor.com/articles2.cfm?ID=21
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:09,
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it was always locked at night when I was a lad Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 17:01,
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It's like cumming on someone's lovely firm ripe titsthen realising your mum's watching you.
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:06,
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1L buckfast = beat the wife750ml buckfast = slap the kids
*edit* luckily i'm at work and have a shed load of bandwidth... but thats a pisstake, yes?
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:03,
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*edit* luckily i'm at work and have a shed load of bandwidth... but thats a pisstake, yes?
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING BIG PICTURE YOU FUCKING TWATbut thank you for giving me something to let off some steam about. (I'm ris'ing on the Componess too by the way)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:07,
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hahahhahe looks like Kerry KMLabs :D
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:22,
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