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# Okay, I'm breaking my
'never post attachments on b3ta' rule because Dr. Phil asked me to.
Sorry if you've seen it before:

How to ruin a romantic evening...
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:25, archived)
# well, I thought it was funny.
And had a modicum of potential.

Oh, just shoot me - it'll be a kindness really - put me out of my misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:29, archived)
# tomsk
has got a lovely clean-shaven bottom...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:33, archived)
# How to REALLY ruin a romantic evening...
(BOON ARMY Cadet Professional Lurker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:52, archived)
# ahhhhh....
much better, back to normality on B3TA after the moralising debate earlier. I feel all warm inside again..... but not in a perverted way or anything like that.....
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)
# so morality
is a bad thing?
edit: attempt to goad hazey into heated intellectual debate fails miserably... oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:36, archived)
# oh hossanna....
no, im not saying that at all. i could debate the worlds ills and wrongdoings at length but B3TA should be a place for me to giggle while working. not get depressed at the state of modern society, that is obvious enough when i walk down the street thanks. Im not being oblivious to your earlier point, i understand completely and appreciate what you were saying, i just want to laugh on B3TA. Either that or im just a shallow, selfish bastard. Knowhumsayin?

Oh and you managed. bugger. im so gullible. shiiiitttt.....
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)
# b3ta's not just about making you laugh.
I like the debates. Makes a change from endless pictures of phallic golf trophies for a start. Who put you in charge of board content anyway?
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)
# *sniff*
you're all going to make me cry now. maybe i have a gift for offending people, i certainly seem to. i shall stop talking now then and run to the toilet and cry.
Christ, i fookin give up, i really fookin do...
*SORRY*
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)
# ooops.
Sorry. Saw red then. That was a bit mean.
All I'm trying to say is that b3ta is democratic: you post something, and if it's interesting, you get a reply, if it's dull, it gets ignored. So when there's a big debate going on, that's cos some people on the board care.
If you find it boring, ignore it.
Sorry I offended you. Didn't mean to.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:58, archived)
# what
he said
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)
# fair point
dont know what it is with me, i seem to have a knack at this shit when i really dont mean offence. honest. im a bit fucked off now and am about to be plunged into a world of the ever reliable radiohead to make me feel like poo. i'll maybe just stick to spectating in future, my reverse midas touch, or faecal touch, seems to work even in cyber space. bugger (or impressive, whichever way you want to look at it).
apologies tho, i wasnt dictating nufink, just in need of a laugh, thats all.
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)
# S'okay.
Sorry I snapped at you.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:07, archived)
# hey hazey, chill
why not take a moment to photshop a kitten - its very theraputic.

or you could show us some of these door textures your making..
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)
# i should do
that would take me to a owrld of niceness. i like kittens in funny pictures. im easy pleased. i dont know how post anything cos i would if i could. i could post up a collection of about 3 dozen doors. any type you want, electric, swinging, revolving, house, garage, shop. moses...
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)
# it sounds to me like you need
a handy guide!
and id like to see a revolving door please :)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)
# ok then
i'll have a go at dinnertime then. it'll be possibly the most boring post ever. one of my door textures, jeez.
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:16, archived)
# well, yes... but...
you aren't in charge either.
Why does this keep happening on the threads I start?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)
# hee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:57, archived)
# I know I'm not in charge.
God, I give up.
But there'd be less pictures of golf trophies if I was...
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)
# no-one's in charge
that's the point, innit
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)
# Hazey Hazey
Chill it out kiddo - you are very welcome and should keep contributing and don't get freaked out. Some of the best stuff on the board ever has been rants and discussions - look, you've even got me joining in and I usually only spring up when I have a new black and white penguin-fellating pic to show.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)
# ok
thank you. i'll shush now, look at the mess ive created with one off-hand comment. Incredible, it should be my super power 'the faecal touch'. Maybe i am a super hero and just dont know it :)
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:13, archived)
# What about
Rob and Cal?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)
# They only delete
if it's too rude/NSFW, not if it's boring.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)
# Toot
Rue. But they are technically in charge.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)
# h-man
you're fine, and i feel bad for having got into this.

you post what you want, i'll post what i want... is what it's all about.

(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)
# i know,
thank you, but i fink its a mess of my own creating. as per-fookin-usual.
Hossanna is all i can say....
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)
# And
Moses
(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:32, archived)
# yep
well, s[pooted. maybe i need some other biblical type things as my exclamations. hmmmm......ezekial doesnt really have the same ring to it though...
(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:35, archived)
# Amerella
don't start
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)
# I could certainly think
of a few things to do, if only I had the photoshopness.
(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)
# talking of
romance tomsk

*snigger*
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)
# You utter bastard!
Heh. That's top.
Right. C'mon post a pic of your head, it's only fair.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)
# reluctantly


best i can do m'afraid
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)
# Right.
I shall have my revenge. Oh yes.
*schemes
*plots
Heheheheheh...
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:13, archived)
# My, what girly eyelashes you have.
Bastard.
(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:16, archived)
# believe it
or not, they are oft commented on. i'm very proud.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:17, archived)
# I do believe. I have shorter eyelashes that the b/f.
I saw a man with a neaderthal forehead on the tube and his eyelashes stuck out even further than that. Grrr, boys don't care, why do they get 'em?
(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)
# Cracking
it took me a few secs to notice the difference

(sorry tomsk)
(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:14, archived)
# what difference?
what I want to know is, how did stouffer get hold of our holiday snaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)
# Haven't you got that one
on your wall?
(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)
# on't
mantlepiece, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)
# Indeed.
You've installed a mantlepiece just for that pic?
(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:33, archived)