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[challenge entry] I've nothing against him....


His name just alliterates with 'Unlucky'

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(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)
# What darned bad luck !
Hahaha ! Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
# oh my.......
spider death is unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
# i hoped it was
spoons woo
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Uri Geller is actually dead
Haven't you heard?
Apparently he scratched the back of his neck and his head fell off.
edit : and surely it alliterates better with "Urinating"
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Re: alliteration suggestion.
You have inspired my next piece!!
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahaha!
Ace!

This should happen to him until he snaps:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaaaaaaa
*wees*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# haha
I wondered what it was in my spider's web this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Hows the spider doing these days anyhow?
Have you tried feeding it stuff like hamburger meat? Or are spiders more choosey about what they eat?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)
# they can only eat living things
because they inject them with digestive enzymes which are carried around the still living animal's respiratory system, digesting the entire prey within it's exoskelton, leaving a nutritious soup for the spider to sloo. Dead stuff won't work because it won't digest.

I'm wondering what to do to keep it fed over the winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# A spider bite can paralyse you for months
weirdly enough
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Especially the rarely seen and extremely subtle Brazilian Tarantula:



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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Wow!
I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Sadly, it's not real...
...but you could do what I did and make your own! You just need a normal tarantula and one of these:


(shown 1500 times actual size)


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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)