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[challenge entry] twats in space!
My first post!



Go on die you twat!

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

(nattydread, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# BIGGAR!!!!
/autocomplete

edit: oh well fair's fair, it is woo! just a little big
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# If you run now, the Nazis might not get you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# what's the point in that?
doesn't that defeat the object?

*edit* :)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# ooh fuck well spotted
I uploaded the wrong one...all fixed now

/feels silly now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# that's acely scary
they look toooo creepy..
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# ...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

^^ will tell you how to optimize your images...

nice idea though... sending the lifeless drone
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Hello new person
Thats great, but it's a bit big. Try to keep it around 50k in filesize and then we'll all woo and love you unconditionally.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# That's very restrained
I thought you were all about the swearing...and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# I've gone all fluffy today
because I've been shopping and have FREESHOES coming soon.

And a lully new dress for £7. Bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# FREESHOES?
My god!

Actually, talking of free stuff; I joined a wine club to buy a mixed case of wine as a present for a guy leaving our company. Never bought anything again. Referred my sister to them as she actually wanted to join the wine club (alky) and they've just sent me three free bottles as a thank you!

It's all red though :(
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Red is ace
Send it this way.

Is it Laithwaites perchance? My dads with them and apparently theyre quite fab, send you loads of free stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# It is Laithwaites
and they won't stop sending me money off vouchers! If I could afford to buy lots of crates of wine then I would!

Apparently if you don't like a bottle you've bought from them, you send it back empty and they give you something else, for free!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Glee!
Enjoy, thanks to them my folks have massive hangovers and a cellar full of wine. They dont even bother to bring loads of booze back with them when they go to france now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# i'd still like to see many people do a better job.
meh.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Of what?
Running the country or ejecting politicians from space shuttles?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# fucking optimise it
you twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# this made me laugh...
all replies have been advising and fairly nice... then there's you at the bottom

"YOU TWAT!" sheer comedy
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# but in a helpful way
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
#
clang, clang, clang went the trolley
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Ring, ring, ring went the bellll
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Zing, m'dears, zing
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Agreed,
Strings, no matter which organ they come from, do not go "ding"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# shitsocks!
cant rememebr the next line anyway so i didn't think it'd matter too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# "As we started for Huntingdon Dell"
I heart Judy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# The cook in the kitchen is ready to sell
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# belms


(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
But it's too big and too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)