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# Why?
Don't you like her?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# No, the bitch has long natural ginger hair and big boobs.
I love her to pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Hmmm.
Violent sex isn't the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# It wasn't sex
Her boyfriend is one of the scariest men under 6 foot in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# I find all men under 6' scary.













Because I keep tripping over them.

/6'2" blog
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Shortarse!
2 inches taller
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# But how?
How can *anyone* be taller than me?


Curse you God for making me this way!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# You smoked too many Marlboro's
Whilst I was being stretched on the rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Short Arse
1 inch taller than you
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# This weekend
I shall mostly be getting drunk with a 6'7" bloke whilst pretending to be short. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Can I come?
I need someone to look up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Sounds like you've got plenty of people to look up to
Shortarse. ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Yes.
But that's an odd number, so you get points deducted.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# you're 6ft5?
Are you married?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I must have mentioned it
yes
the wedding photos are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Is she wee?
Because being a wee woman myself I totally understand the loving of tall men. The taller the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# check this out
the photographer forgot that framing the picture is important
(will be removed swiftly)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Things:
You have a nice smile
She's got a lovely dress on
I'm glad you look so happy, it actually brought a tear to my eye
and HA who's the guy on the step?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# He gave her away
because her dad couldn't be in england
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# :)
Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Dankeschon
Have a nice weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# hmm
more of this sort of thing near where I live please.
Too many women that like handsome, successful, intelligent, rich men. The fools.
We need more to base their ardour on height, strength of odour and delapidatedness of car.

/tall, smelly, single driver of battered golf
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I'm marrying a tall smelly man that doesn't even own a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# can you be cloned
or at least mold a pleasant female friend into sharing your points of view?

edit: grats on the marriage. (may be olds or news, thought I'd best be polite.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Well we're not done yet
But ta. The mawwiage (/princess bride blog) shall be probably year after next- we keep finding other things to spend the money on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# cont..
www.b3ta.com/board/6469169
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# And 6'4" isn't enough for an indecent proposal?!?
*is sad*

*remembers 5'3" wife and is happy again*
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# I don't know you!
Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I'll live *sniff*
(And I'm very happily married)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# I'm a whole 10.5 inches shorter than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# what a coincidence
. . .
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# you fight like a cow?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# If cows run away during fights
then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# woo!
High five for creative cowardace.

"Look"
/points
/legs it despite being huge and apparently thug-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# This is the thing
(touch wood)
I've never been assaulted / beat up since about 16. 11 years.
so a) I avoid trouble
b) people may avoid trouble with me
c) I don't get out much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# my last (and only) fight was at school.
It was ended when I hit someone with a table, then ran off, drove home and cried because I was a big bully.

Since then the nearest anyone has got was a man in a manchester bar grabbed my throat and told me my dancing was pissing everyone off (group of 30 people moshing in a metal bar and he chose me, for some reason). I said, instinctively and without forethought, "fuck off, please." and he did, surprisingly cheerfully.

Not really sure what was going on but I'm glad I didn't have to demonstrate a complete lack of the ability to defend myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# yay!
*gesture of brotherhood*

/6'2" blog with link to wheelybird's
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# i outbiggen you all.
with my 1.96 m.
i don't know how much that is in english size though...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# You don't
You're only 6ft4 and a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# i'm still bigger than you *tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Quality, not quantity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# true.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# B3ta is full of tall people
Ask Pachey
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Then I propose two separate main boards on b3ta;
one for people under 6' and one for people 6' and over.
It's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)