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# a cat-a-meringue
yum
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# sorry to hi-jack your thread
but i've been given permission to graffiti on my wall, any ideas? anyone?
(Nothingtoseehere, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# big veiny cocks
would be good
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# design it yourself
that's what i did.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Whatever you do..
... do not just tag every available space. Plan the whole thing on paper first.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# a dragon
with its cock trapped in a mousetrap
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# are dragon cocks that small then?
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# depends on the mouse trap
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# fuckin cool
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# That would look
fantastic on my wall. Especially if I included the guy swinging the bottle. My walls are blood red(previous occupants bad taste + laziness = crap wall colours) so it'd look a touch gory.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# I'll do one for you if you like
Although I do charge money money 11p
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I would love that.
I have a shedload of open space on my walls just begging to be filled

edit: email and so on in das profile. If you're serious, like.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# reminds me of those Commando comic books
When shot in those, it went something like this...

The Germans : "Ach!"
The Japanese : "Aieee!"
The Brits : "I can make it sir, just leave me the bren gun"

Other great dialogue :
"Hande hoch Tommy!"
"Achtung! Ein Spitfeuer!"
"British Imperiarists!"
"Freeze Fritz!"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# magenta crayons?
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# A squirrel with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# mmmm.... i am le hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
sweet feline food
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha
i wish i'd thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# *eats pussy*
mmm...meringue
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
great stuff
this made me smile :)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha! tasty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)