I found this on my phone
I don't recall having posted it. To briefly explain, my telly reception is utter shite and it frequently scrambles the letters and such on teletext. This was in the middle of the night, and I saw this and though of b3ta:

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useful_idiot,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:56,
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love it
my teletext is just as bad
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:01,
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I often had the same thing in my old halls, like this, which got stuck on the screen for several minutes:

(if you can't read it, it says "Give those a quick whizz up for about half a minute.")
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:09,
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Must start snapping some of these
Some are quite appalling. John Barnes' Football Nig for instance.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:10,
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ha ha ha
poor old john
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:14,
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Pfft
heheheh
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routine has perfected burgers,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:30,
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