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# Trick or treaters mainly.
I really don't understand why on one day of the year parents see it fit to let their kids essentially go 'begging' to strangers houses.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# it is an odd tradition
i think it's a bastardisation of letting kids be 'little devils' for one night, but yes, the UK version is a rather desultory affair, round our way it's usually very little kids being dragged round by their parents

having said that, the really little kids look very cute
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)
# *cough*
















pedao
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# pedao?
Is that like a Spanish kiddie fiddler?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# pedallo?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# A neighbour came to our house with her very spotty 4 year old son who was dressed as a pig with a trident.
She said he did not want to miss the event even though he had chicken pox.

(Smudger, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)
# A pig with a trident?
Porkseidon
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
burp
(Smudger, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# thereby spreading teh pox to the whole neighbourhood?
that's the hallowe'en spirit!

edit: is that just a picture of three condoms?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# It's not begging
It's demanding money with menaces. Much bigger crime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)
# give em sweets
then when they look disappointed shout "FUCK OFF THEN", making sure to liberally spray child and parent with spittle, and slam the door in their face
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)
# money?
bollocks,
they get sweets or nowt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# They're lucky if they get sweets some of 'em.
It's when they're bigger than me that I get worried...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# ah, no thats a bit shit
but its simple, only supply crap cheap sweets.

That way you stay cheery and don't get happyslapped
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I don't even answer the door. Little fuckers don't even dress up at all where I live
They just put their hood up or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# ah yes
the carollers we get at christmas are SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# I just sing back at 'em
better than they are singing at me.

If the family's round, we can do full-on four part harmony at 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# you crazy fool! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Years of practice
singing in a choir that does carol "services" and gets paid with a slap-up meal and as much booze as you can drink, and then have to sing "Ding Dong Merrily On High" while as drunk as a skunk. Marvellous.

Not done that for a couple of years, though. I now need to look at the words to remember them. Still got the harmonies in my head, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Same here
Or a couple of cheap & nasty masks bought from the pound shop...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Thats ok, Give 'em a punch in the face
Its cheaper than buying sweets anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# ones that don't make the effort don't deserve anything

Another good trick is to have a really loud Halloween party. That way you can;t hear the door or you're too drunk to answre it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)
# it's tuesday
getting drunk on a school night is NAWTY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Yea another of lifes problems solved by heavy drinking
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# alcohol:
is there anything it can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# I was JUST going to type that.
I'm getting scared that we are starting to think the same
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# i am legion, for we are many
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Fruit is the way to go...
apples with razor blades embedded in 'em... yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# i plan on going out
until late, thus avoiding any young scallywags.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# where i l ive is in a really nice area
and people drive their kids in because they think they will get better treats.

fortunately i live on the 1st floor, so i just don't answer the door
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)