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# *waves carrot for donkey*
w00 yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Hello stranger!
How's thee?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I'm here!
I think! Not bad sir, and you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I'm okay mate.
Where've you been?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# here
just not posting much! Probably more my state of mind than anything... I felt bored and couldn't be arsed replying much!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Yea I'm a bit like that at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
#




huuh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# If you wave that 'carrot' around in class one more time I'll chop it off, Horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# but but but
it's for the Magic DOnkey!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# the magic donkey doesn't even know this board exists
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# In other pet naming news
Is it bad to want a boxer dog called donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# not at all
i want a boxer dog
or a st bernard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# boxers are better, they shed less
I've never owned a St Bernard but boxers don't shed hugely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# st bernards are bigger than me and do that
'shoelaces of drool' thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# You want a dog that does that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# why ever not
my kid could ride it like a horse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# You want a siberian mountain dog then.
They're wicked. and HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *googles*
edit: well that was a waste of time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# They're not called that
I'm trying to remember...

PYRENEAN MOUNTAIN DOG.

Look at me trying to say Siberian.

www.k9host.co.uk/grafix/Breeds/PyreneanMountainDogs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# very fluffy
but they don't look as MASSIVE as saint bernards
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# ...
'The Pyrenean Mountain Dog is not just a large breed of dog - it is a giant breed. This means that the cuddly little ball of white fluff you may well meet when you go to see a litter could, in a matter of months, be as high at the shoulder as your dining table and weigh in excess of ten stone (65 kg) so before going any further there are a few questions you should ask yourself.'

aww puppy www.pmdc.org.uk/images/apic03.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# my 3/4 japanese akita 1/4 dobermann Nanook
is way bigger...and way better...and he can drive...probably
(pirahna, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# is it
a neapolitan mastiff?


the tallest dog breed is the irish wolf hound and the biggest breed is the english mastiff, according to the 'net anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# i want a boxer
but even showing the mictogirl boxer puppy pictures won't sway her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# this is gibson
the worlds tallest dog he's 7' tall!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# fuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# AW
How gorgeous?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# boxer puppies are gorgeous.
In fact, boxers are the best dogs ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# *sheds boxers*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# *chops it off *
Well I did warn you. Now go to Mr Stephen's office with this note and do NOT read it on the way.


(CaptoFacto no ~5443 - My primary school headteacher was Mr Stephens and he was a knob)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# does that mean I can chop him off?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Do what you like to him
He was a JOCKEY of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# The Magic Donkey knows EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# he was sold for glue..
we now have a lazy chutney ferret who doesn't front page the best of the board
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# ^^^
This.
The front page quality has been really poor of late when there is a hell of a lot of hummus contained in the 'best of teh board'
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# SMASH THE SYSTEM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# I concur
But then again I've never had a front page...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)