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# Hurrah!
And here's a TJ-ey thing

1) Most Haunted are doing their 'live' thing in and around Edinburgh this evening, running about
all over the damn place chasing ghosts and zombies and things that go 'piss' in the night
and shit like that
2) I live in Edinburgh
3) I'm going out to the pub this evening, in the area in which they might well be.

Any suggestions for things I can throw in their direction to scare Yvette 'AAAAAAAAARRRGHH' Fieldy-fieldfield?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Weapons of mass destruction
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Shout: RAAAAAAAA EAT MY COCK*
*in scottish accent
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Then
I could hurl poultry at them, then run away screaming "INNUENDO! HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S NOT MY COCK"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ^this
But more goats.
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# and/or Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I might try
dressing up as Jesus and then going to find them, then go up to their resident psychic and scream in his ear
"I'M JEEESUS. I'M BACK FROM THE WATERY GRAVE TO HAUNT YOUR TROUSERS OFF!", or at least as much of that as I possibly can
before security drags me away
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# or
just streak, BUT paint b3ta/big cock on your back


(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# paint it magenta. yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Take
a water pistol filled with ectoplasm with you in case you spot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# a sacrificial
donut
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
damn registers on the swear filter, but not piss.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# does miss fielding have a swear filter?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I thought "piss" was a sound effect.
Like "nyuuuuuuurghhhhmph!"
edit/ damn, just realised - this is a piss-poor 1000th post :(
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# fwap
could also be a sound effect
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# a big bag of your own alcoholic piss
and some mud
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# JISM
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# A spear!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# a spear coated in jism
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# spear mint
aaaaa tooshay!
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# smelly fart
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Meadowbank stadium!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# pffftle
If I tried that, Derek "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Acorah-biscuit would jump out from his watery
grave and shoot it out of the sky with his SAM POWERED LASER-EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Ah. Good point, well made
back to the drawing board then
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# could just throw the drawing bord at them
plus pens
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAA
*chortles*

You should just keep going to the toilet over the course of the evening while putting on increasing ammounts of pale make up, eventually come back in a sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Scathing looks in their general direction!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# A firy ball of tar and razorblades
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I think they were there last night too
Doing strange things and getting cut up, I think Mrs Blue Aardvark was saying...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# They were
They've been here the last two nights doing their ghastly thing. Last night a couple of them were "attacked by ghosts" apparently.
One of them was stabbed in the leg. I reckon it's the ghost of Derek "TITS" Acorah-biscuits coming back to haunt
the pants off them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# blow bubbles around them.
omg! orbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# whatever you do
film it and stick in on the board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)