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I'M BACK YOU MALADJUSTED YET BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!

I saw something in the news today that truly inspired me, so I thought I'd do the honorable thing and found a charity.

8 bloody months away wasn't nearly long enough...

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

heh!

wait for it....

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

*waits*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)

cup of tea

and soup of the day please waiter

*tips*

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

do you want a bread roll with that?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

yes please

not tesco value though

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

smart price ok?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

obviously

*slaps arse*

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

take me now

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

*time passes*

gandalf is here.
you see a troll.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

Hahaha

had to rewatch for the subliminal bit

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

and if you play it backwards it screams

"BOW TO ME SLAVE CHILD" in spanish

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

Blimey

Where were you for so long?
Welcome back :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

in darkest lincolnshire working as an adventure holiday instructor

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

So, erm

Playing with children?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

and being told off for making innapropriate comments

"Abseiling is not for the faint hearted, by that I don't mean to exclude people with heart defects"

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

So you've had 8 months of having to be politically correct

Hahahaha. We'll soon sort you out ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

no, just 8 months of me being told off for telling children

that if they collect a pint of their tears the tooth fairy will give you a pound.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)

hahahahahaha

The Mongychops school of child-rearing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

if you rear a child

you get beaten up in prison

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

Hello.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

'ey up chum

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

racist?

i like it :D

(Adam Mack, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

it's spelt with a p

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

pacist?

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Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

papist

i support the pope

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

That's two Ps

I wondered how he stood up.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Pfft!

Can imagine it being true too.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)