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# My advice to the world:
NEVER start a sentence 'I'm not racist, but...'
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# indeed
similarly "In my humble opinion..."
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
# or...
"...i'm not a board nazi, but...*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# are you laughing!?!?
*checks FAQ*

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# What exactly does your swear detector pick up?
I have a hard time believing that the board isn't setting it off near constantly really if it's swear words and general expletatives
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# turn it on and see for yourself
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Not the b3tan one
He has one at work you plonker
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# i have the swear filter activated
the oh so lovely Robtoo put the option back in
the profile editor just for me :)

some words still get through though
and any more than 10 instances in one page
kicks me off the board

i can't access the front page as the filter doesn't
reach that far, but it's better than nothing

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# so you're saying that...
if there's more than ten swear words you can't get on the page? hmmm...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

*awaits reply which will never come*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# but your post looks like this to me...
if there's more than ten swear words you can't get on the page? hmmm...

~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~.

*awaits reply which will never come*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Likewise...
"I'm not prude, but...."

Popular one for the Daily Mail

Yes you are a prude. Take a cock up your arse, you sad bitch.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# I'm not racist but...
..I once put a small haddock on my head.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
# THAT IS FUCKING REPREHENSIBLE I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU HIDEOUS THING.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# rohypnol, that's how
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Doesn't doing it knowingly count?
I said it because I WAS being racist!

Not that that's a good thing...

/hangs head again
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# I'm not racist....
...but I don't like kaffas

*runs for Jo'Berg hills*
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)