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# Us b3tan men are all, without exception, damn sexy lumps of
jaw-dropping manliness.

I myself have an unlaced white tunic on and am holding a young lady in a ballgown in a provocative pose.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Well, see
you've already got a lady then. If I upgrade, I need a nice single b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Ah but I'm the dashing cad
so she'll end up with the loyal-but-unexciting shepherd
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# holding the jar of liver pieces
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# young = 5 years old
!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I said lady
not child - that's all done behind closed doors
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# *soft focus*
*burning city in background*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# That's the one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# and I am that young lady...
oh. er, no sorry, that's not me.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Well go on then,
swoon with barely contained desire
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# only if you promise to take advantage while I'm feeling "woozy"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# *prepares to rip bodice*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# i'm currently recreating that man holding baby athena poster
that all the ladies go ga-ga over.

later i'm going to be wearing dungrees, slung to the waist, and carrying a couple of tyres.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Or cleaning windows at around 1130 ish
with no top on
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Whilst drinking Diet Coke
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# have you got hold of my diary?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# No, but I saw you when I was putting out that fire in the building opposite
I was the one wearing yellow trousers, a helmet, red braces and no shirt
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Sir Mix-A-Lot
- Put 'Em on the Glass. :(
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# with a kittin in your y-fronts
Y-FRONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! round the bend! HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)