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# *Takes Catherine Tate*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Beware the Dangers of Taking Catherine Tate
This new so-called wonder Drug is often taken to prevent Laughter...
Users often spend hours listening to bad catchphrases eminating from characters culled from other peoples shows...

Just say No!
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# No kids!
*spends hpours*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# You Got me...
You am the Pedantichrist
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I am now.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Hurrah...
I'm Influential Me...
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Then stay away from me,
I haven't had a jab.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# *Jabs*
*Runs away Giggling*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Oh I hate it
It's just the same jokes, over and over. Funny once, maybe (slightly). Not twenty fucking seven times.
See Little Britain and Trigger Happy TV for details.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Little Britain is like one Monty Python epsiode
repeated every week.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# 'noon muffin!
how was the Battle Angel?

:)
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# It wasn't in the end (afternoon puss *mwa*)
I watched the magnificent Hellraiser 2 instead!

and Sunday I watched Rat Race and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ooo!
*throws drinking fountain out of window*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Lovely chief.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# We don't got that Kind of Time!
The secret of Comedy is Timing...
If she waited a bit.. Maybe 80 Years.. then I'd be safely Dead... it might be funny then...
Same goes for Two pints of Lager...
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I think I must be the only person alive who quite LIKED Two Pints of Lager...
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Nah...
The BBC obviously quite like it...

Nobody else though...
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Pay more attention to your personal hygeine,
Go out a bit more and perhaps lower your standards a little.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# It wouldn't be so bad if that was the case-
But alas you need to remove half of those 'Repeat until funny's and stretch the remaining ones out very thinly to fit half an hour.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Indeed.
There's a strange economy to be had with double line spacing and 8x30 width characters.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# am i bovvered?

*shoots self in face*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *buys flowers*
*phones Mrs Thor*

:D
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)