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# Fern Britton, naked save for two daubs of whipped cream on her ginormous nipples
trying to coax an erection out of Phillip Schofields withered old cock. His cock is barely visible amongst the wild tufts of greying pubic hair, and despite the persistant attention of Britton, does not look like growing an inch.

However, as it is 'Bring Your Child To Work Day', the producer has brought his one year old son in. Said one year old son has created a big nasty shite in his nappy, so the producer gets down to the onerous task of putting on a fresh nappy.

Schofield spies the dirty nappy being removed, the combination of the foul odour and the young boys shitty cock sends him into overdrive, his previously withered penis now throbbing in Brittons hand. The excitement however, is too much, and he prematurely ejaculates into Brittons eyes, rendering her blind. Getting hard again almost instantly, schofield stumbles across the studio, pants round his ankles, and impales the young boys shitty arse with his glistening tool, his passage lubricated by the runny mess surrounding the boys back entry. Schofield and the producer continue to spitroast the young boy for the next three hours. Fern meanwhile, having wiped the spunk from her eyes, settles down to eat a nice chocolate cake.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# That's the single most wrong thing I've ever read
*bows* We are not worthy!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Oh I've written wronger...
www.b3ta.com/board/5878562
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Wow.
Just wow.
I would feel so very wrong for laughing at that but I haven't laughed harder at anything in a long, long time.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Cocking hell.
I think that might be the most elaborate and foul cartoon time response I have ever read.
Fair play to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# There are hundreds more
equally foul, both from myself and my esteemed tutor, the good Mr Wasp Box.

www.b3ta.com/board/5878562
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# AAAAAARRH


Shitting christ you are good at these
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# he had a good teacher

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# who abused him regulary in the janitors cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# was it abuse
if he enjoyed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I pretended not to enjoy it
But I dressed provocatively in order to encourage it.

I would go home and wank myself to a foam after every episode of "abuse"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I know
I always followed you and filmed it.
The maths teacher paid a fortune for that footage.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I would have thought
Schofield was the sort of guy who'd slick his pubes down with moustache wax rather than go tufty...
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# No, he has a pubic area like a grey afro
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# great ending.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# *applauds*
We are not worthy, oh mighty 4dam...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)