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[challenge entry] hello everyone

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(lib319, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# mmmmm Shiney
YES, I know I said I was going bed...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Yes me lad,
schoo....oh fucksocks - it's saturday tomorrow.

Carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# SCHOOL????
I'm 19, I don't go school you crazy mad fool
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)
# but I do have
a rather nice new Furtive
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Who said
anything about school?

Edit: Oh, Witchy did. Just come back from the pub? Who?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
# it was
that dick Witchy

But he did say sorry, so I forgive him
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I like it
write a few more lines and then see i you can come up with a chorus.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Fnord-san,
What's up with the m3tatw33ning?
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# a few loose ends
but what i've got looks very good so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I say
woo to you
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# fairly bizarre, I'll wager?
?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I didn't get that at first
I was wandering what the hell you were going on about you insane man...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# There you go then :)
Next time you think someone's insane it's probably just because you 'don't get it'.
I can make big obscure leaps which are far from obvious sometimes but usually it at least makes sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Yeah...
as long as you're happy mate, Thats all I want. As long as you're cool with it babe, all I want is the best for you...

WAIT!!!...I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I saw a fnord building the other morning...
...on the way to work.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)
# hehehehe,
so who the fuck am I thinking about who's younger than 16? Sorry Az :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)
# maybe he just
acts like it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I have a hairy belly
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# see!!!
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# ah, that'll be
why then. who told me about Aaron's hairy belly...own up!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I did
just then...look **POINTS UP LEFT AT ANGLE**

see...

I also have hairy...erm...head...A hairy head..yeah...NO WAIT, THAT SOUNDS DISCUSTING!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)
# there's cream
available for that, if you ask in a whisper.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# That looks exactly like one of my cars
fact. (and sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)