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# :D
another NHS joke for you....

What's the difference between God and a consultant?




God doesn't think he's a consultant....






Only NHS joke I know, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# That's not a joke...



It's just a statement of fact.

Apart from a few - I know a handful of nice ones...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# that's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# ...said Mr Spoon.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Ooooo-errrr!
Are we talking nurses here?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I have only ever known one nice consultant.
And he's dead now.


Oooooh, my mum went apeshit at Wycombe hospital yesterday- my dad was in for elec. surgery on his knee and sh'es going to kill the entire pharmacy dept (they were astoundingly rude to her). Plus they moved him from T+O up to Urology then back down to T+O, bedshifting when they didn't need to. And when he was going to be discharged no consultant could be found, nobody answered their pages and she had to get on the blower to a mate in admin to find out who the gen.manager was.


She's well unimpressed. They've taken on the wrong person as well, she's worked at the NHS for 19 years and she's good mates with pretty much everyone's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *bed baths*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# For my dad?
You're brave, he's 22 stones worth of big angry man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# AARRGGHH!!
wrong ward!

i was looking for my Muffin :O
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Silly Ron
Muffin not in Hospicle (/Ashley from corrie blog), Muffin on boat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# this is my NHS joke
NHS joke
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# ANDREW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Haha!
Here's mine. It's got 3 puns in it!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
anyone can fall in love.........
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# I had a doctor's assistant that was about my age
do a body exam on me recently. She was well nice and constantly apologizing for cold hands, but I didn't mind much. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# he's the man with the colden touch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# it's you!
how the devil are ya fella?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Here's a fun thing to do
Visit your doctor and tell him you think you need a TUBE. Especially if you are female and you find your doctor attractive!

For those that don't know, TUBE means Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)