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# 'Homo Erectus'
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# The hats make this!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# The hat,
maketh the polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# You do
you saucy mink!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# pffft nice
have you received the latest copy of the Unusual Times yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I haven't.
But I have been at my country residence these past few days and have not collected my telegrams.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I had mine yesterday. Excellent toilet reading material.
its not on line yet unfortunately.
www.hendricksgin.co.uk/uk/unusual/unusual_news.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ANDREW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I began to read that in the musical style of 'don't put your Daughter on the Stage, Mrs Worthington'
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# criminy!
were you born in the 19th century?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# more than likely......
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# he's a mason
that's one step away from being a Vampire....

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# just one step, tsh tsh
I thought I was almost there..... ;-)
/I have the cape and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# the only difference is...
a vampire can't see his own reflection

you just can't look through fear of what you might see

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# *hurumph*
*enagages secret executive masonic order 30253b*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I just had a genuine 'lol' moment at your sig
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# that's two so far then....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# put me down for the third :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# he was born in a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# I should jolly well hope so.
All the best people were, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# *doffs hat in gentlemanly manner*
*offers glass of port and a copy of the Times to read by the fire*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Why, thank you old bean.
*quaffs port*
*offers Mr. Architect a cigar*
*thrashes manservant*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# *dons smoking jacket*
*cuts end off cigar and lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# brb fire alarm!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha, I love that she typed this before leaving the building =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# she knows how long the fuse is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# lets all post stuff about her inthe bottom thread of this page
so she never sees it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# You scoundrel!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Wanker
It was just a fault, everything's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# bum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# You're not allowed to get a new job.
I'll miss you...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# GAZ IM ME
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# But still. Not the same.
*mourns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# no,
we shall see come monday, how the land lies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I hope it lies....er....b3tawards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ^ seconded
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# GAAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# i wouldn't have left the building,
i would just stick my fingers in my ears and type with my nose
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# In this weather? Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# I didn't even get outside
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# No worries
nudge
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# does anyone know where the captain works?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Tring, Herts
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# sorry
i had to google that...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# It's only a widdle village
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# it could have also been a larger one,
as i don't live in britain...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Ooooh, ein Auslander?
Where's you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Ausländer's about right
I live and work in Paderborn, Germany.
You may know it due to the fact that there's a fairly big british army base here since WWII.

Edit: I think I know why your're the captain. Noone else could manage this many parallel thread at the same time ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# My dad was in...Lohne, is it?
Yeah, that sounds about right. I can't remember how to do an umlaut on this damn keyboard though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Löhne, right. not far away from here.
well, not that far...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# :D
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# My dad had a pub on the high st
in Tring some years ago ( no, I can't recall the name ) He reckoned it was the most inbred place in Britain. 100% of factoid!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# It is a bit.
But that's herts for you.

See, I live in Bucks, which is better/worse, depending on how you look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Fire Station
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Look for the smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# at the helm, dear boy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Oh er....yeah, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Sailin' the seven ISPs!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# i don't think the bears realise
that they are the ones behind the bars
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)