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Quick. Dirty. But fandabbydosey nonetheless.

I can't decide if Tom Cruise should live or die.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

*arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh*

*fears*

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

you used to say live and let live

youknowyoudid youknowyoudid youknowyoudi~hid

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

I didnt.

and certainly not in Cruise's case.

I think the live and let live guy used to be a beatle.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

but in this ever changing world in which we live in

doo-dee doody do do

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

makes you give in and sigh?

or is it give it a try?

ooooooooooOOOOOOOH LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
DUN! DUN!

DUUUUUUUN! DUUUUUUUUUUN!

LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

Underneath the mango tree

my honey and me,
We watch for baboons*

*may be 'the moon', but I like baboons more

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

sung by Sid James' screen missus in 'Bless this House' Diana Coupland

she died last week I think

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)

It's hard to imagine Sid James having a normal home life

His wife must've said quite early on in their marriage, "One more tit gag and I'm going to kill you."

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

Fry me two baboons!

Let me sing for ever more, You are all I long for, All I worship and adore, In other words, please be true ...

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

Up, up and away!

In my beautiful, my beautiful baboon.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

in other words

darling
i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve you!

Evangelion rules

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

Hello cunty bollocks!

Has your work still got that twat piss swearfilter on?
:)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

That was a whole lot of

~naughty~ :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

breast cancer

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YA?

WHEN YOU'VE GOT A JOB TO DO
YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT WELL
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE OTHER BROTHER HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)

*boogies*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

*bogies*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

*BOGIES*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

Too many ins in your sig

no?

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

i fear not...

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

may be

may be not

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

THAT LYRIC IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

who said that?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

brian blessed, by the look of it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)

no - it is commonly misquoted, that's all

teh macca actually sings:
but if this ever changing world
in which we're living
makes you give in and cry,
say live and let die.
it's a common misconception.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

if only that were true

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

it is true!

*harumph*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

if only

*shakes head*
*looks whistful*
if, only...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

to labour the point,

"in this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry" doesn't make sense, never mind being grammatically incorrect. however, macca is not singing that.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Haha

I wonder what the Krankie's real wedding photo looks like...

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

That's it there...

Cruise and Holmes shopped their heads onto the pic in the papers to make Tom look taller.

arf

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

Definitely die.

That is all.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

but he does provide

much entertainment what with being a square headed little prick who is so insecure about his shortitude that he stands on boxes in photos... or gets his new wife to crouch... he fears the restless souls of reptilian aliens and belongs to the most evil cult of modern times and he thinks it's cool. There are so many reason why he should live.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)