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# More fruit fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Those hanky things are dead good
I wore one this summer and I felt all Dylan Thomas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Lucky Dylan.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# He's dead now
Ha, sucks to be him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
Dadum...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# did someone say fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# australians actually wear those things.
100% fact.

EDIT: how rude, i forgot my woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I verify this statement
for I am a scienceist.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# the only people who wear those in Australia
are ex-pat poms or the barmy army!
110% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I can hardly berrylieve it! I could orange a few more fruit puns if you like . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# that was said with applomb
(pdjpdj, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# apple the other one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Ha!
A peach of a pun!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I've got a pear more


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Mine are a bit dated
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# What do you keep them in?
A punnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Teeheehee - ace!
I'd hoist out a TF, but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Woo but
Aussies don't drink Fosters, they drink Crown lager

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# does anyone drink Fosters these days?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I do sometimes
I prefer a weaker lager - Carlsberg or Becks Vier for preference - so I'm not wrecked by a hangover the next day, as can easily happen with Kronenburg or Stella.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I hate Stella
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# But she loves you :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# haha I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# It makes my brother angry
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Not really
Every time I drink it I think it's too sweet. I'm more of an ale girl if I do drink alcohol, which is quite rare but at the moment the past couple of beers I've had have been Carlsberg export, as that's what my guitarist always has in the house. I really like Asahi, which is a very nice Japanese lager that's quite light but also quite bitter. Oh, and never have Staroprammen or however it's spelt from a bottle, it's horrible. Draight's very nice though.



Sorry, you didn't want an essay, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
#
The only lagers / Beers I really like are

Corona
Peroni
Leffe
Hoegaarden
Duvel
Brugs

mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# duvel.
pride of my country.
along with all those other beers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Where are you from?
I'm going for a ciggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# take a guess.
it's small and not far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# The Isle of Man.
The Isle of Wight.
The Isle of Belgium.


Oh. Small and not far away....er...ASTON CLINTON.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# If you're from Aston Clinton
i WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU MAKE ME HOT BEVERAGES.


Whoops, capslock. Oh well, I'm leaving it there for added vehemence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# When I went to Wacken
We left some leffe out in the sun.

IT WAS AS HOT AS TEA.

hoegaarden is horrid, and you should never add sugar to it to make it nicer as it just fizzes forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# It's gorgeous, and I would never think of adding sugar to it at all! What a way to spoil a good beer
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# I was booooored
And it's horrid. HORRID. At least it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# it aint cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I like Staropramen!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Do you like big butts?
You cannot lie...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# it's true
nobody in Australia had heard of it. they all drink Victoria Bitter where I was. It tasted of piss - a bit like Carling but worse
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# haha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Fruit
cheeky pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Cor!
Thass on my list!

*crosses off*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)