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# i knew their first bass player steve smith
worked with him at a tv equipment hire company.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# You showbiz bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Do you
never stop commenting?

Could you go a day without adding a comment? I bet you 5p you can't!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I don't comment on saturday or sunday
And thgere's been several days recently qwhere I haven't commented but I've been at work, I just couldn't be arsed.

But today I am bored, and I want the day to go quick, so I are here.

Why do you mind anyway, you love me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
You owe him 5p now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I have.....*counts*
15 whole English pence in my little pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *steals*
*spends on 15 penny chews*

*yummeh*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# there are no penny sweeties anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# oh yes there are
don't you be giving me any disillusion!
pffft. you'll be telling me theres no Father Christmas next........
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I know where there are
sweet shop, Macclesfield indoor market
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# That's the north though. Time warp.
Those of us in the 21st century have no penny sweets.


*runs* I'm from Sheffield you know, I've just been infected by the south....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Yes
I also hear you pay extortionate amounts of money for beer down there too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Well I don't
I'm a girl.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I don't mind.
It's just that every other comment on the board today was written by you. I thought you were setting a record or something.
Of course I don't mind, and of course I love you. I love you like I love my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I used to have that accusation levelled at me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Nonsense.
I don't love you, whether as a sister or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Well there we are then *pops wheely on her shoulder*
And no, I'm not giong for gold or anything.

Although I might, I do like Kris Akabusi, he's mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# AWWWOOOOGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# John Fashanu?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# thats not kriss akausi
its john fashanu..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# was it?
meh - what noise did akabusi make then when he was on record breakers?
was it "AAAAWWWIIIGHT"? :¬S

*resets brain*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Just lots of noise, all the time
as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# yeah
just insane laughing constantly..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Yup!
That's why I love him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# it seems that the two of them have merged into a single person in my brain
Kris Akabusi
AND
John Fashanu

TOGETHER THEY ARE

Krisjohn Akabushanu!

*dililililililileeeeewwwwnnn*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I was with you up until the tourettes at the end
Chicken, peas and RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# sorry
i threw in a bit of bill and ted air guitar (badly)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# That was a guitar noise?!
That's more of a widdly widdly nyeeeeow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# it's a cheap one
yeah, that's it
it's a cheap air guitar
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# My air guitar's a jackson
So it's not cheap but it sounds it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# possibly my best name drop effort
he took me round his old haunts in london and used to tell me about drinking with Jimi Hendrix and having U2 support them on tour..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Pfft
That's nothing. I drunkenly jumped on the lead singer of Dragonforce. He's very wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# I irritated Claire Sweeney
My mate was working behind the bar and served me first over her shoulder which annoyed her cause she was in brookie.. And I didn't pay for the drinks..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I could beat the living shit out of that woman
And feel no bad emotions out of it.

No reason why I hate her really, I just don't understand why she's still considered a celebrity. She was last in a soap fucking years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# yeah,
but she has been on Loose Women since ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# SO?!
*kicks her in the flaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# i snogged sean maguire
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Pfft!
that's nothing

i'm a close personal friend of myself, and i have been for sometime!!
you can see us hanging out together at all the most popular venues
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Like the loo?
OMG *worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)